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[kickingand]

So I got a question.

[ He drags a hand down his face; he's tired and not entirely sure why he has to be the one to ask this. But apparently he has to be the one to ask this because he's worried and people should be informed.

But seriously, this is so far out of his comfort zone that we're in the Andromeda galaxy, so just... give him a second. He's not used to talking about this to the mass public. ]

How many of you've had something shitty from home show up here? [ .... Sigh. Okay. Too vague. Try again.

-- Once again, he does not like this. ] And by something I mean a creature, a being, some fucker you never wanted to see again. Not some person you've decided is the scum of the Earth- [ here's lookin' at you, Ruby. And yes, he means that rather purposefully ] - because i'm not up here to ask you about that chick you didn't like that one time who's made an entrance.

I mean monsters. Shit that does more than go bump in the night. Because if we all start bringing this kinda crap from where we come from, we're gonna have a problem and not nearly enough people are gonna know what to do with it. I mean, just counting what could come outta my own world-- [ grumble grumble. ]

So what I wanna know is if this's happened more than once. We already got enough here to keep track of, I just wanna know if anything that people know more about's followed you here.

Comments

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[kickingand]

[ Dean generally underestimates people when it comes to monsters but... bad habits die hard. ]

oh yeah, best kind of adventures around here. like disneyland but without the rides. and see, im thinkin not nearly enough people even know anything about the monsters already here

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[dedikated]

You haven't been to the theme park? [ What sarcasm. ] You'd think after the Colosseum, they'd have an idea. [ Kate not everyone spent their adult life fighting monstrosities. ]

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[kickingand]

[ This is why he relates so much better to people who have been through crazy shit. Everyone else is just too fucking distant. ]

im gonna venture a guess and say not enough of one

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[dedikated]

[ She's just kind of jealous of those people tbh. What could have been... ]

I'd suggest a massive sign but I don't think there's a print shop here.

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[kickingand]

[ Ah, well- at least Dean gave up being jealous of it awhile ago.. ]

what would it even say huh? welcome to your own personal horror movie?

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[dedikated]

[ Well, there's always a part that will be a little pissed that you never got the chance to compete for gold at the olympics, ykwim ]

Maybe 'Warning: it's worse than you think'?

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[kickingand]

[ Oh yes, that's definitely something Dean has always wanted... ]

place to pick up brochures right beneath it, like at a motel

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[dedikated]

[ Yes, it's uh obvious in his demeanour. ]

What To Expect When You're In An Underground Hellhole?

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[kickingand]

my thoughts exactly. with a monstercyclopedia.

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[dedikated]

[ Actually for a half sarcastic plan that really would have been helpful when she got here. ]

I could tell you how a few of 'em taste...

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[kickingand]

[ uh. UH. UHHHH. (and considering it's not an entirely sarcastic plan, dean is truly considering doing it.) ]

youve been eating em?

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[dedikated]

[ look she can't fish ok. ]

Yeah. Some of them seemed edible. [ and, until recently, the ritual of killing and dissecting meat has been a really good excercise in controlling her haemophobia. ]

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[kickingand]

[ dean could teach her??? ]

seemed or are because man monster meat just does not sound good

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[dedikated]

[ ... (thinking) ]

The bat thing's alright. Don't undercook it.

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[kickingand]

[ (unsure??) ]

so at least medium rare

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[dedikated]

[ (ninja) ]

Yeah. [ Admittedly, it's normally well done when cooking with Kate, because it gets forgotten about until it's basically burnt. ]

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[kickingand]

[ X( ]

thanks for the tip. [ because he needed to become even fucking creepier. ]

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[dedikated]

[ the creep factor helps get rid of people though. ]

Can't say I've tried them floating eyeballs though.

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[kickingand]

[ okay, point. considering making friends right now should probably be a reconsidered for him... ]

i don't usually try eyeballs even when they dont float

text; i do actually want that fishing thing fml

[dedikated]

Fair enough. [ because she wouldn't either. ]

text; can they get fishing poles can we do this

[kickingand]

a man has his limits

Re: text; monster bones and a string can always work

[dedikated]

And those are eyeballs and... What?

text; like how the flintstones fish YES GOOD

[kickingand]

soylent? roadkill? salad?

text; it fits right in with the murdercave aesthetic

[dedikated]

At least salad is easy to make. [ it's meh but she's not about to burn the house down making it. ]

text; its p much true

[kickingand]

so is a bowl of cereal