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So I got a question.

[ He drags a hand down his face; he's tired and not entirely sure why he has to be the one to ask this. But apparently he has to be the one to ask this because he's worried and people should be informed.

But seriously, this is so far out of his comfort zone that we're in the Andromeda galaxy, so just... give him a second. He's not used to talking about this to the mass public. ]

How many of you've had something shitty from home show up here? [ .... Sigh. Okay. Too vague. Try again.

-- Once again, he does not like this. ] And by something I mean a creature, a being, some fucker you never wanted to see again. Not some person you've decided is the scum of the Earth- [ here's lookin' at you, Ruby. And yes, he means that rather purposefully ] - because i'm not up here to ask you about that chick you didn't like that one time who's made an entrance.

I mean monsters. Shit that does more than go bump in the night. Because if we all start bringing this kinda crap from where we come from, we're gonna have a problem and not nearly enough people are gonna know what to do with it. I mean, just counting what could come outta my own world-- [ grumble grumble. ]

So what I wanna know is if this's happened more than once. We already got enough here to keep track of, I just wanna know if anything that people know more about's followed you here.

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[ More quiet, and chewing his lip. ]

I can fill bottles. And I can bless water, if you're running low.

Wouldn't ask for anything more.

[ And even more quiet. That... Funnily enough that hurts his feelings. It's almost as though he's been given up on, and while he's sure that Dean meant it warmly, he can't help but read more into it.

He's a failure at this. He should be fighting side with them, and he can't, and now Dean is disappointed in him.

So he just hangs on the line, miserably. ]

Edited 2016-05-26 00:50 (UTC)

[ Sigh.

See? See? Dean can't fix it - he keeps telling himself this and one of these days Cas is going to believe it. There is nothing Dean can say, apparently, to make any of this better and boy does he ever just keep fucking it up. ]

Could get you your own water pistol.

Why would a pistol be made of water?

[ Dean doesn't suck that bad okay, and Cas is trying too. ]

Cas, no- I mean. [ Oi. His life sometimes. ] It's a gun that shoots water. Y'know, for kids.

Oh. That's very clever! We should definitely use those.

Why don't you use them all the time?

Because nobody'd take us seriously if we holy water'd a bitch with a water gun.

Personally, I think I'd take you more seriously. Incapacitating demons from some distance sounds wise.

More like pissing them off at a distance. We'd still have to get close enough to gank 'em.

If you aimed for their eyes, you wouldn't see them coming.

I'll take it into consideration the next time we hit up the toy store.

Do we do that often?

[ ... how far can he get with this ... ]

Only every weekend.

It sounds exciting.

[ If you were in right now he would be looking at you so suspiciously, Dean. ]

[ Shhhhh he is the most believable. ]

Oh yeah, it's a party. At least until you step on a lego and then, y'know- it's all over from there.

Are you..."pulling my leg"?

Yeah, Cas, I am.

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