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[kickingand]

So I got a question.

[ He drags a hand down his face; he's tired and not entirely sure why he has to be the one to ask this. But apparently he has to be the one to ask this because he's worried and people should be informed.

But seriously, this is so far out of his comfort zone that we're in the Andromeda galaxy, so just... give him a second. He's not used to talking about this to the mass public. ]

How many of you've had something shitty from home show up here? [ .... Sigh. Okay. Too vague. Try again.

-- Once again, he does not like this. ] And by something I mean a creature, a being, some fucker you never wanted to see again. Not some person you've decided is the scum of the Earth- [ here's lookin' at you, Ruby. And yes, he means that rather purposefully ] - because i'm not up here to ask you about that chick you didn't like that one time who's made an entrance.

I mean monsters. Shit that does more than go bump in the night. Because if we all start bringing this kinda crap from where we come from, we're gonna have a problem and not nearly enough people are gonna know what to do with it. I mean, just counting what could come outta my own world-- [ grumble grumble. ]

So what I wanna know is if this's happened more than once. We already got enough here to keep track of, I just wanna know if anything that people know more about's followed you here.

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[kickingand]

[ Well, at the very least, Dean doesn't exactly expect people to believe him when he usually talks about any of this, so a little skepticism isn't the most unusual. ]

You mean are they giant dickbags? Then yeah, they're like the ones i've known.

[prosperus]

How about dying? The ones you know ever get killed?

[ You know, just idle curiosity. Not because he's thinking about killing them or anything. ]

[kickingand]

[ Of course not, why would one ever consider killing a God............. ]

If you know how to kill 'em, they do.

[prosperus]

[ This sounds promising. Maybe. ]

How do you kill them?

[kickingand]

Depends on the god. Some of 'em take a stake, one's taken an iron axe- lotta times you gotta dip whatever you're using in blood first and then go to town.

[prosperus]

So maybe make an iron axe with a stake on the end and cover it with blood? Cover all the bases?

[kickingand]

[ ajskdfla bro that's not how this works, but still- ]

Sounds a little unwieldy.

[prosperus]

How about a bullet and decapitation with a plasma blade?

[ Because that's the first option. ]

[kickingand]

[ ... that sounds like a lightsaber, do you have a lightsaber!!! ]

It'd depend on the kind of bullet but y'know, decapitation is generally a better option with Gods. Thing is, unless we're sure it works, all it'll do is piss 'em off.

[prosperus]

[ Maaaaaaaabye. ]

Decapitation works for me! Tell you what. If I find one of them, I'll give it a shot and see how it goes.

[kickingand]

[ DUDEBRO. ]

Just don't blame me if they send you up a creek.

[prosperus]

Don't worry. If shit goes sideways, only one to blame's myself.

[ He says this, but it's never how it plays out in the end. ]

[kickingand]

Glad to hear it.