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[kickingand]

So I got a question.

[ He drags a hand down his face; he's tired and not entirely sure why he has to be the one to ask this. But apparently he has to be the one to ask this because he's worried and people should be informed.

But seriously, this is so far out of his comfort zone that we're in the Andromeda galaxy, so just... give him a second. He's not used to talking about this to the mass public. ]

How many of you've had something shitty from home show up here? [ .... Sigh. Okay. Too vague. Try again.

-- Once again, he does not like this. ] And by something I mean a creature, a being, some fucker you never wanted to see again. Not some person you've decided is the scum of the Earth- [ here's lookin' at you, Ruby. And yes, he means that rather purposefully ] - because i'm not up here to ask you about that chick you didn't like that one time who's made an entrance.

I mean monsters. Shit that does more than go bump in the night. Because if we all start bringing this kinda crap from where we come from, we're gonna have a problem and not nearly enough people are gonna know what to do with it. I mean, just counting what could come outta my own world-- [ grumble grumble. ]

So what I wanna know is if this's happened more than once. We already got enough here to keep track of, I just wanna know if anything that people know more about's followed you here.

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[kickingand]

What, you never met a god that didn't just like fucking with people? [ Okay, well Gabriel's an angel but that's just kind of complicated. ]

[torrefied]

I've only met one - the shinigami I mentioned earlier. It wasn't particularly interested in people, it just wanted something back that we had.

[And he knows of at least one more, though never met him. Still, he can't imagine that particular shinigami had anything good in mind when he dropped his notebook into the human world. People, though ...]

But you don't have to look very far to find people who think they're gods.

[kickingand]

Course not, because people are idiots. Wouldn't know the meaning of real power if it punched 'em in the face. Which is fine because most people shouldn't have to, but the point still stands- people? Are idiots. And kinda weird.

Gods can be pretty predictable, all things considered.

[torrefied]

If gods are like humans - yes, their actions can be predicted pretty easily.

[kickingand]

Not all of 'em are. Not sure i'd call myself an expert on 'em, though, either.

[torrefied]

Are you speaking of gods or humans?

[kickingand]

I was gonna say gods, but now that you mention it? Probably both.

[torrefied]

Humans aren't so hard to figure out. All it takes is a little effort and observation. Gods probably aren't much different.

[kickingand]

[ Yes, you're special and highly intelligent. He gets it. ]

Then hey, go for the gold.

[torrefied]

No sense in going for anything but the gold.

[kickingand]

That's the spirit.