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[liketeenspirit]

So, uh, do you guys ever use this app for anything serious, or is it all just gossip and photo filters...?

[Funny you should say that, Ichigo...

Someone should really tell him.]

Comments

permavoice.

[torrefied]

[ ... for fuck's sake, ichigo.]

And what was that you were saying about dressing like a pop star?

text; 1/2

[verinumeri]

[ To his relief, he does successfully take a screen capture and attach it.

Unfortunately, there is an unintended accompanying message. ]

wh3n 17 4ll c0m3 d0wn 70 17 y0u 41n'7 h4v3 5h17!

video;

[verinumeri]

[ the heaviest of sighs.

also, the skeleton lens. ]

Disregard the message. Please view the attached file. This is unusual.

video!

[liketeenspirit]

You again?! The hell do you want? I swear, you punch somebody once, and they never freaking leave you alone!

video; 1/?

[liketeenspirit]

[Weird. It sounds like the helpful old guy, but he's barely recognizable through that filter. Isn't he a little up there in years to be messing around on his phone like this?

But Ichigo taps open the file, and--]

video, 2/?

[liketeenspirit]

?!

video, 3/?

[liketeenspirit]

[HIS MOUTH FALLS OPEN, AND A RAINBOW TUMBLES OUT OF IT, SPILLING MAJESTICALLY DOWN THE FRONT OF HIS SHIRT.]

video, 4/5

[liketeenspirit]

That's not -- I -- I'm not doing that!! That is not what I look like!

video, though it might as well be just voice, 5/5

[liketeenspirit]

[--his eyes fall on the obvious culprit.]

Dammit--what's wrong with this thing?

[He shakes the phone, hitting it a few times on the table in front of him. Percussive maintenance, right? Besides, it deserves what it's getting for making him look like a total idiot in front of everyone in Hadriel. Thank god no one from home was here to see his shame.

Rainbow's still there, by the way.

don't look at him]

1/2 permavideo for now idk

[verinumeri]

[ ...well, he's German, you know?

Schadenfreude.

He'd feel worse, given that Mr. Kurosaki's so young and so flustered, and he certainly hadn't handled himself well, but -- it's funny. Happily, the skeleton lens keeps his brief smirk from showing.

Dryly. ]

Yes, I know. I have met you and I know what a photo lens does.

[verinumeri]

[ Now he's banging the phone with the video still on, which promptly removes Hermann's smirk. He winces instead. ]

Stop that, it won't do a thing, what would make you think that would help?!

[64th]

WHY
DO YOU HAVE GOSSIP

[ she can't get caps to turn off. cool. ]

TEXT FOREVER.

[liketeenspirit]

Nah, not really. It's more that people are talking about really dirty things on here. They know there are kids who can see this, right?

[64th]

YOU DON'T TELL KIDS ABOUT SEX IN YOUR WORLD
?

[liketeenspirit]

Not until they're old enough! And even then, they don't need to hear about it from strangers on the internet!

[he's a prude, cashmere. it's a problem.]

[64th]

[ it's really kind of baffling to her. what's wrong with sex?? ]

WE TEACH KIDS ABOUT SEX BEFORE THEY EVEN START SCHOOL. ITS A NATURAL EXPRESSION OF EMOTION
AND SOMETIMES JUST FUN ;)

[liketeenspirit]

[The screen is dark; the phone has been turned face down on the table and Ichigo's talking at it from about three feet away.]

I thought that maybe if it had decided on its own to put a bunch of crap on my face, hitting it would make it stop. It's weird and alien like everything else here, right?

[liketeenspirit]

...you mean when they're five??

[64th]

WELL, EVERY FAMILY IS DIFFERENT BUT AROUND THEN. THEY LEARN ABOUT CONSENT AND HOW BOYS AND GIRLS ARE DIFFERENT AND ITS NOT TABOO FOR TEENAGERS TO EXPERIMENT

[liketeenspirit]

They don't need to know that when they're FIVE.

[64th]

WHY NOT? NO MEANS NO AND BOYS AND GIRLS HAVE DIFFERENT PARTS. AND BABIES GROW IN MOMMY. THATS HOW LIFE WORKS

YOU THOUGHT GIRLS HAD PENISES? :)

[ seriously though explain this to her ]

1/2

[liketeenspirit]

NO

2/2

[liketeenspirit]

Look, we tell them that! We just don't explain HOW it happens until they're nine or ten!

[beanstalk]

Funny you should mention that, because I'm pretty sure you don't actually look like [ oh what's the word ] an asshole.

text forever

[liketeenspirit]

Look, just forget you saw that, okay?

[this is profoundly embarrassing and he wants no part of it.]