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[liketeenspirit]

So, uh, do you guys ever use this app for anything serious, or is it all just gossip and photo filters...?

[Funny you should say that, Ichigo...

Someone should really tell him.]

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permavoice.

[torrefied]

[ ... for fuck's sake, ichigo.]

And what was that you were saying about dressing like a pop star?

video!

[liketeenspirit]

You again?! The hell do you want? I swear, you punch somebody once, and they never freaking leave you alone!

voice

[outermirrors]

Honestly, once you trade barbs with him, it's like he's everywhere.

[ This from the girl that might or might not be stalking Mello on the network. ]

voice

[torrefied]

Nobody asked you, Ebihara.

[torrefied]

Maybe you should reconsider your strategy of punching people, then, if you're not willing to deal with the consequences.

text; 1/2

[verinumeri]

[ To his relief, he does successfully take a screen capture and attach it.

Unfortunately, there is an unintended accompanying message. ]

wh3n 17 4ll c0m3 d0wn 70 17 y0u 41n'7 h4v3 5h17!

video;

[verinumeri]

[ the heaviest of sighs.

also, the skeleton lens. ]

Disregard the message. Please view the attached file. This is unusual.

video; 1/?

[liketeenspirit]

[Weird. It sounds like the helpful old guy, but he's barely recognizable through that filter. Isn't he a little up there in years to be messing around on his phone like this?

But Ichigo taps open the file, and--]

video, 2/?

[liketeenspirit]

?!

video, 3/?

[liketeenspirit]

[HIS MOUTH FALLS OPEN, AND A RAINBOW TUMBLES OUT OF IT, SPILLING MAJESTICALLY DOWN THE FRONT OF HIS SHIRT.]

video, 4/5

[liketeenspirit]

That's not -- I -- I'm not doing that!! That is not what I look like!

video, though it might as well be just voice, 5/5

[liketeenspirit]

[--his eyes fall on the obvious culprit.]

Dammit--what's wrong with this thing?

[He shakes the phone, hitting it a few times on the table in front of him. Percussive maintenance, right? Besides, it deserves what it's getting for making him look like a total idiot in front of everyone in Hadriel. Thank god no one from home was here to see his shame.

Rainbow's still there, by the way.

don't look at him]

[64th]

WHY
DO YOU HAVE GOSSIP

[ she can't get caps to turn off. cool. ]

TEXT FOREVER.

[liketeenspirit]

Nah, not really. It's more that people are talking about really dirty things on here. They know there are kids who can see this, right?

[64th]

YOU DON'T TELL KIDS ABOUT SEX IN YOUR WORLD
?

[beanstalk]

Funny you should mention that, because I'm pretty sure you don't actually look like [ oh what's the word ] an asshole.

text forever

[liketeenspirit]

Look, just forget you saw that, okay?

[this is profoundly embarrassing and he wants no part of it.]

[beanstalk]

[ Aw damn, Kanda wanted to make more fun of him. Oh well. ]

Nope, can't forget something like that. Too funny.

voice.

[bekommen]

[Dry as a goddamn desert:]

You must be new here.

voice

[liketeenspirit]

....are you saying that because of the filter or because of the question?

permavoice

[bekommen]

The question, obviously. Duh.

voice

[outermirrors]

Like important announcements and stuff? Sometimes. Like when Sorrow came back he made an announcement that he was here and that the dumb fruit grove people voted for was going to take a few days to fully come in.

Voice

[liketeenspirit]

...

...the gods take votes...?

text

[fortunefavored]

'Tis humorous that thou would cast such judgment when thou art yet also party to such whims.

text

[liketeenspirit]

Yeah, yeah, Rage got me. Heard it from the old guy up there. Ha, ha, it's real funny. Can we move on?

...also, what year do you think you're from, talking like that?