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黒崎 一護 || Ichigo Kurosaki ([personal profile] liketeenspirit) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-07-14 10:42 pm

first | video

So, uh, do you guys ever use this app for anything serious, or is it all just gossip and photo filters...?

[Funny you should say that, Ichigo...

Someone should really tell him.
]
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[personal profile] torrefied 2016-07-22 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You did. Check what you just messaged me.
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[personal profile] torrefied 2016-07-27 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[OK, this is so pathetic it's actually kind of funny.]

First of all, Kurosaki, you're too young for me, and second, in case you haven't noticed, there's not exactly a lot of out to go around here.
Edited 2016-07-27 04:03 (UTC)
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[personal profile] torrefied 2016-07-27 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Third, I don't find anything about you attractive.
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[personal profile] torrefied 2016-07-27 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Fourth? I don't date.

[Dating is for normal people who don't have priorities like running the world.]
torrefied: (this avalanche will suffocate you)

last one, i promise

[personal profile] torrefied 2016-07-27 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Fifth and most importantly, you have absolutely nothing that Mello wants, Ichigo, so it wouldn't be worth his time and effort.]
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[personal profile] torrefied 2016-07-27 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, obviously it's Rage's doing. But this answer is much funnier:]

I'm just naturally charismatic.
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[personal profile] torrefied 2016-08-02 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Never <3]

Look, I'm sorry to have to let you down, Kurosaki, but it's just never going to happen. I respect you too much to lead you on like that.

[Which is easily the biggest lie he's told in the last five minutes, at least.]