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[liketeenspirit]

So, uh, do you guys ever use this app for anything serious, or is it all just gossip and photo filters...?

[Funny you should say that, Ichigo...

Someone should really tell him.]

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last one, i promise

[torrefied]

[Fifth and most importantly, you have absolutely nothing that Mello wants, Ichigo, so it wouldn't be worth his time and effort.]

1/3

[liketeenspirit]

[What the fuck? What are you talking ab--]

2/3

[liketeenspirit]

[...!!]

Wait -- it happened again?!

3/3 <3

[liketeenspirit]

Shit!!

[with palpable horror and despair:]

Why can't I stop hitting on you?!

[...rage wishes she could take credit for that one

but nope

that's all ichigo]

[torrefied]

[Well, obviously it's Rage's doing. But this answer is much funnier:]

I'm just naturally charismatic.

[liketeenspirit]

Shut up!!

[torrefied]

[Never <3]

Look, I'm sorry to have to let you down, Kurosaki, but it's just never going to happen. I respect you too much to lead you on like that.

[Which is easily the biggest lie he's told in the last five minutes, at least.]

[liketeenspirit]

I don't want it to happen!!

[slkdjlsghf.]

That's it. I'm turning this thing off until it quits being broken!

[AND, WITH BAD GRACE, HE FLOUNCES.]