first | video

[liketeenspirit]

So, uh, do you guys ever use this app for anything serious, or is it all just gossip and photo filters...?

[Funny you should say that, Ichigo...

Someone should really tell him.]

Comments

same!

[liketeenspirit]

[...HUFF.]

Look, for all I know, it could get easier to avoid the gods the longer you're here.

[You could have been calling him new because he got trolled like a complete idiot.

Muttered:]

If that's not true, then that makes it a little less embarrassing that Rage got me twice in one week...

[bekommen]

Does shit like this ever get easier?

[The answer you're looking for is "no," Ichigo.]

[liketeenspirit]

[Throwing the attitude right back at her:]

You're the expert at being trapped in a cave with a bunch of asshole gods. You tell me.

[bekommen]

[God, fine, if you're gonna make her spell it out for you ... ]

No. It doesn't get easier. It's always gonna be bullshit - only thing that changes is what kind of bullshit. Doesn't take an expert to know that, kid, just eyes and half a brain.

[liketeenspirit]

Did you just call me "kid"?

Just how much older than me do you think you are?

[bekommen]

Old enough. I'm practically a grandma, ask anyone. And don't get your panties in a bunch, I call everyone "kid."

[liketeenspirit]

Well, if that's the case, I guess I can take your sage old lady advice.

[still. giving. you. shit.]

[bekommen]

You want my sage old lady advice? Pipe the fuck down. We already got one loudmouthed asshole in Monstercave City, and that's one too many.

[liketeenspirit]

Huh?

Who's the other one?

[bekommen]

[And this is just the most disgusted sigh you'll hear in at least the next five minutes, Ichigo.]

Kamina.

[liketeenspirit]

[He's met Kamina. Kamina has probably even told Ichigo his name.

But Ichigo doesn't fuckin remember.]

....who's she?

[bekommen]

[And this sigh is a close runner-up to the previous one.]

She is a him. Loud, obnoxious dude with blue hair and tats. Can't ever shut his fucking mouth and doesn't know the meaning of inside voice.

[Also not a bad kisser but like hell she's gonna mention that.]

[liketeenspirit]

Oh yeah, I do know who you're talking about. I mean, it's not likely that there are two blue-haired guys who run around without a shirt all the time.

[bekommen]

Yeah, apparently living underground means you're allergic to wearing shirts or something.

[liketeenspirit]

Do you think everyone in his world is like that? Maybe it's not just him. It could be a cultural thing, like how some people just leave their shoes on all the time.

[bekommen]

Who leaves their shoes on all the time? That's dumb.

[liketeenspirit]

Seriously. Who knows what kind of shit you'd be tracking into the house? It's gross.

[bekommen]

Yeah, no shit. I mean, you'd have to take your shoes off sometime. You wouldn't like, go to sleep with your shoes still on.