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[liketeenspirit]

So, uh, do you guys ever use this app for anything serious, or is it all just gossip and photo filters...?

[Funny you should say that, Ichigo...

Someone should really tell him.]

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[liketeenspirit]

It was one time. Let it go already!

[Ichigo. Ichigo, look who you're talking to.]

permavoice for this loser

[torrefied]

You're the one making a big deal about it, Kurosaki. Not me.

same same, also let me know if the timeframe for the test drive thread is off!

[liketeenspirit]

...that's not true at all! You're the one who keeps getting in my face about it! Besides, it was three days ago, and it was Rage's fault, anyway. How are you still this pissed?

[Ichigo, three days isn't that long...]

noop this is perfect

[torrefied]

One, I'm not pissed. [You wouldn't like him when he's angry.] And two, I'm not in your face. I'm not even in the same vicinity as you.

[liketeenspirit]

Fine, whatever, you're on my case, then.

If you're not mad, then why are you still replying?

[torrefied]

Because you're still talking.

[liketeenspirit]

Oh, I get it. You're the kind of guy who can't stand letting someone else get the last word, aren't you? Considering the way you dress, that doesn't surprise me at all.

[torrefied]

You know, Kurosaki, for someone who's claiming you don't even want to be talking to me, you seem disproportionately interested in what I wear.

1/2

[liketeenspirit]

What I mean is, I get what's going on with you now. You act all cool, but what you really want is for people to pay attention to you, right? It doesn't matter what kind of attention it is, as long as somebody's looking at you.

2/2

[liketeenspirit]

...and that's why you dress like a weirdass and can't s--

[But here, listen! Something strange is afoot! The audio quality goes a little weird, almost like it's been edited from other sound clips, and what comes out of Mello's phone is:]

--top flirting with me.

1/several idk

[torrefied]

[Did Mello seriously just hear that. Is that an actual thing that came out of your mouth, Ichigo.]

[torrefied]

[OK, probably not, given the kind of bullshit that's going on right now.]

[torrefied]

[HOWEVER.]

ok done.

[torrefied]

If this is what you think constitutes flirting with you, I have some serious questions about your life choices, Kurosaki.

[liketeenspirit]

[?!?]

--wait, who said anything about flirting?! Where the hell did you get that from?

[torrefied]

You did. Check what you just messaged me.

1/2

[liketeenspirit]

[Wait a moment while he rewinds

and listens

and--]

--that is not what I said! What I said was, "That's why you dress like a weirdass and--"

2/2

[liketeenspirit]

[And there's that shift in sound quality again.]

"--clearly want to go out with me. Shouldn't we just get it over with?"

[torrefied]

[OK, this is so pathetic it's actually kind of funny.]

First of all, Kurosaki, you're too young for me, and second, in case you haven't noticed, there's not exactly a lot of out to go around here.

[torrefied]

Third, I don't find anything about you attractive.

[torrefied]

Fourth? I don't date.

[Dating is for normal people who don't have priorities like running the world.]

last one, i promise

[torrefied]

[Fifth and most importantly, you have absolutely nothing that Mello wants, Ichigo, so it wouldn't be worth his time and effort.]

1/3

[liketeenspirit]

[What the fuck? What are you talking ab--]

2/3

[liketeenspirit]

[...!!]

Wait -- it happened again?!

3/3 <3

[liketeenspirit]

Shit!!

[with palpable horror and despair:]

Why can't I stop hitting on you?!

[...rage wishes she could take credit for that one

but nope

that's all ichigo]