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need a gun.
particularly one that doesn't shoot rainbows or a sign with the word "bang!" on it. [Yes, she is being dead serious about this.]

rifles are preferred, but any firearm will do.

services offered in exchange.

protection if necessary.

will also kill extra if you're in want of ammo.

[How does that sound, Hadriel? SPECIAL PRICE, EXTRA NICE. JUST FOR YOU.]

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Sword probably won't be much use in your condition, but it's always good to have a backup. There are things here that are just better off kept at a distance.

[You could get some serious damage points with that cane, man.]

Like deathclaws.

[And Creeping Women.]

Or lawyers.

[Truly the worst beast of them all, Nick.]

[He might be from a post-apocalyptic world, but even he knows that.]

You know of any that are looking for me?

Not yet, but I'll be sure to steer them in the opposite direction if any come knocking.

Same goes for salesmen. I don't care what they're selling. We don't want any.

[In mock mortification:]

God, not the salesmen! Thought we'd wiped their kind out in the war.

They're like cockroaches, Rey. They probably just got bigger and more dangerous with the radiation.

Can't lie, I would almost pay money to see a giant, mutated door-to-door salesman with cutlery attempt to do business. Wouldn't that be a sight?

It would be, but knowing this place, he'd probably just come on in without knocking.

You know, it's technically not a crime to shoot home invaders.

I'll remember that next time someone lets himself in.

You know, excessive force just does not suit you.

I figured out long ago that it's not my style.

[Though he's not above teasing about it when the opportunity presents itself, apparently.]

Good. God help the sorry bastards who cross you if you ever went all Rogue Dick on us.

[Yes, after all this time Rey has finally resorted to a dick joke. Sorry Nick.]

[It took her long enough.]

Guess it's better me than some other synth around here. At least I'm slow enough these days that most folks could get away.

[Aren't you proud?]

You haven't seen that many horror movies, have you? It doesn't matter how slow the killer or the monster is, they always somehow manage to catch up.

[Of course, this isn't a horror movie they're talking about here -- but this conversation is just as absurd.]

You shouldn't be surprised. Working televisions aren't real common where I come from, so you'll have to fill me in on the details.

[Though if he had one and access to a lot of films, he'd really be into Humphrey Bogart. Let's be honest.]

Then I'll give you a full crash course on Horror Clichés 101 when I get home.

[Humphrey Bogart. Of course.]

I'll see you when you get back. I'll tell the fish you said hello.

You... do that.

See you.

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> NICK uses GREETINGS

> it's super...

> lol jk wellingham don't give a fuck because he's a goddamn goldfish

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