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[turbulentwind]

[Somewhere in the massive horde of zombies is one guy who's had enough.]

0/10

DO NOT WANT.

#zombiessuck

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[snowballers]

AMEN

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[turbulentwind]

good i'm not alone

so damn sick of undead things

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[thechoiceisyours]

Dude, seriously.

[He's so tired of person-eating monsters.]

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[snowballers]

apparently that's normal for this place

doesn't make it suck less

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[skelebro]

#dankmemes
#smokeweed

[Sorry, did you say "mask your problems and accumulated zombie-borne trauma with gratuitous memery? Because Sans is doing exactly that.]

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[beautyis]

HELLO! I AM SORRY TO HEAR YOU ARE HAVING AN UNFUN TIME!
HOW CAN I TURN YOUR 0/10 DAY INTO AN 11/10 DAY?
#PAYITFORWARD

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[turbulentwind]

i heard that too

i'll take other monsters over zombies

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[turbulentwind]

we need a zombie exterminator or something

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[turbulentwind]

[Oh, Sans. You ragamuffin.]

we need more of both of those over zombies. and i don't even smoke weed

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[skelebro]

me neither. you ever seen a skeleton smoke?
it ain't pretty.

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[turbulentwind]

[Is he getting spam texts at a time like this?]

helping me find a place to hole up would be nice

or febreeze

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[turbulentwind]

i didn't know skeletons could smoke

#smokedbones?

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[beautyis]

I CAN CERTAINLY AID YOU IN FINDING A PLACE TO HIDE!
IN FACT, YOU MAY EVEN MAKE USE OF MY OWN HOME!
IT IS HOUSE NUMBER 3! I WELCOME YOU TO TAKE SHELTER WITHIN IT FOR AS LONG AS YOU FIND NECESSARY!

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[skelebro]

i mean, we could try.
doesn't mean it'd really work out.
we don't exactly have lungs.

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[snowballers]

the zombies suck but I'd rather slow and annoying than fast and impossible to kill

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[hearthebell]

If you just have to worry about the zombies, you've actually got it fairly easy.

[Guess who's still bitter about getting mistaken for one and clubbed in the head.]

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[turbulentwind]

[Well that was... unexpectedly easy.]

wait u mean it? really?

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[turbulentwind]

yeah it would be hard to smoke without them. didn't think about that

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[skelebro]

it'd have to be a magic cigarette or something, i dunno.
sorry about the zoms, though.
they're "dead" worrying.

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[turbulentwind]

do zombies run where you're from? because that would suck even harder.

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[turbulentwind]

it would be much better here with zero zombies.

they need to stop chasing me.

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[snowballers]

I don't know if there are zombies. There's other things

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[turbulentwind]

thanks sans. i needed that

[It can't be seen, but there's a non-zombie groan and a smile on the other side of the phone.]

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[skelebro]

hey, anytime buddo.

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[turbulentwind]

other things????

[And he thought living in a world with Shadaloo was bad...]