hadriel | (no subject)

[This obnoxious message is sent with an even more obnoxious ascii smiley face. I'm so sorry.]

"Why do you like smiles so much?" "What's with you and smiling?" "How can you keep smiling like that?" These are questions I hear a lot!

It's very simple. Smiles are important to me! And I want to see one on the face of everyone I meet. real ones - no fake smile is going to make you feel good. You can't tell me they're not important.

Why am I bringing this up again? Because today would have been World Mile Day back where I'm from! Well, if this calendar and that one lined up, they would. Close enough! It was a very new thing instituted where I was from. Not a major holiday by any means, but that's okay. It was made in honor of the man who designed the smiley face logo. A pretty good guy in my book! (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

What this means is: today you should try to make at least one person smile. Do something nice, tell someone a joke, give them a compliment! They'll enjoy it, and you'll feel good too. Maybe even smile in return! ;D

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I guess. I don't really know any though.

Really? Not even any knock knock jokes, or terrible puns? Puns are probably the easiest! (ノ*゜▽゜*)

I don't think anyone would laugh at them.

Well you certainly can't say that if you don't try. C'
mon, try one on me! Take as long as you like to think of something first.

Okay.

( Although, as sucky at jokes as Beth is, she doesn't want to take too long so about five minutes later he'll get another text )

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Ha! Yes! See, you know what you're doing. You've got nothing to worry about it.

Okay, drink jokes! What's the fast liquid in the world? Milk - it's pasteurized before you even see it. ✧٩(•́w•́๑)و ✧

That was good. Where do you get them?

I couldn't even tell you! I learn them somewhere along the way, then store them up in the ol' noggin for just the right time. You know, remembering only the important things. ;D

You should have put a joke in this. You'd probably have gotten a lot of smiles.