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[fulminants]

Whoooooooo -- dragons!

[ There's the dizzying view that's evidently taken from someone flying at high speed, and making sharp swerves and wild loops. There are the dragons that come into view, some uncomfortably close before the camera pans out again just as quickly, and jets of fire that come jarringly close.

But then there's the Human Torch's face, fully aflame before he decides to use his prettier, non-fire face to address the video feed, turning the camera back to him. At least, just for a moment. He's grinning, evidently exhilarated and ready to do some damage. ]

Look at those things, pretty awesome, huh? Who knew that dragons really existed? [ He's flying higher, circling just above them, showing the audience the view (sorry, if you've got any sort of vertigo) before flipping back to himself. ] All right, all you flammable land pals, keep your hands and legs inside a safe building at all times, and stay away from windows. You don't want to be their freshly roasted appetizer!

And those of you who need some help, send a shout-out, and I'll come by. [ Then he starts to dive -- ] Now let's see if I can't make two of these bozos knock heads!

[ the feed cuts off. ]

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[benumbing]

[He's so confused, which is par for the course when it comes to this man. But Jack feels like he should be more detached, utterly unmoved by the possibility of his death.

Instead he's a little worried, not that he'll show it.]

So this is how you die. I'd wondered.

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[verinumeri]

[ This medium may not be conducive to a response from the flaming idiot, but it does keep Hermann's likely expressive face far out of view. ]

This is useful, thank you. More video would be appreciated.

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[promises_to_keep]

[Lea just sort of stares for a moment, looking caught somewhere between utter bafflement and something like awe. He holds up one finger, like trying to get a teacher's attention during class.]

Begging your pardon, but... was your entire face just on fire?

[Yes, yes, dragons, and so on, but... face. on. fire.]

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[hasitsthorns]

[ So he is a fire apparition. Or, at least, that's the closest thing in Rose's world to what he is. Interesting. She's never actually met one. As one can imagine, fire and ice don't really get along. ]

Stay safe, dude! I kind of want to grab a scale as a souvenir but I don't think they'd appreciate that too much.

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[iustitiae]

I'm pretty sure most people - other than, apparently, you - are flammable.

[this is apparently the most important thing to comment on yes]

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[fulminants]

[ WHAT ]

Seriously? You actually spend time thinking about the ways I'd kick it?

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[fulminants]

[ HE'S A DUMBASS IT'S SO AWFUL i'm sorry ;-; ]

Whoa, hey! Useful for what? [ He'll help if he can! Also because he's really enjoying it. ]

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[fulminants]

[ Johnny pauses just enough to catch his breath and grin, floating in mid-air as he addresses him. ]

Yeah! Here, lemme do it again -- [ whoosh! ] What's up, buddy?

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[fulminants]

[ It's cool, they'll make an exception, won't they? ;) ]

You want a scale? [ Johnny perks up, challenge accepted. ] From which one?

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[fulminants]

Aw, it's all right. 's what I'm here for, right? Protecting the flammable.

[ He laughs. ] So, what about you? Any special gifts?

[wendigoner]

Whoa - That's so cool!

[ Hannah "Stars in Her Eyes" Washington is not at all put-out by the fire-face. ]

So, you have... um, powers?

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[iustitiae]

As long as you don't catch them on fire in the process.

[ ;) ]

My gifts are not so much in the "saving people" category.

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[benumbing]

If it makes you feel any better, I thought it might be at the age of seventy while you were in bed with a woman.

Until now.

[promises_to_keep]

[Lea looks surprised for a good long moment, then busts out laughing.]

Now that is a neat trick, stranger. [He holds up one hand and summons a little tongue of flame, rolling it around on his knuckles.] I like to play with fire, too, but you seem to have taken this to a whole other level.

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[hasitsthorns]

[ It's been so good so far, anyway. Rosie thinks he's a pretty cool dude so far. Uh. No pun intended, of course. ]

Well, purple is my favorite color, but... I'd be cool with anything, really! Whichever one is easiest for you to get.

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[verinumeri]

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You must not have seen the broadcast. My colleague and I are seeking data on the dragons. This video, while a touch hard to follow, is useful.

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[fulminants]

Eighty-five, and two women. [ Johnny grins, a wicked gleam in his eye. ] That's a more acceptable way for me to go.

So, what're you up to? Up to anything reckless?

[fulminants]

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention!

[ But here's a rush of a close-up of a couple of the dragons, the size and color, and he barely misses one as he zips around them. ]

How's this?

[fulminants]

Yeah?

[ Now Johnny's definitely interested. People with powers, man, they delight him. ] What can you do?

[ Show off some! ]

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[fulminants]

So purple it is, beautiful.

[ He winks. ] How you doing, huh? We should catch up sometime.

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[fulminants]

Nah, that ruins the mood, you know?

[ Johnny pauses, interested. ]

Really? What are they?

[fulminants]

Pretty much!

[ Well hello, gorgeous. Johnny winks. ] It's pretty useful to have when winter's coming up. How are you doing, Hannah?

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[iustitiae]

I bet. A level of excitement us flammable types were not meant to experience.

[johnny no dont encourage him]

Let's just say my talents are for more...worldly pleasures.

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[verinumeri]

[ All right, even he can admit this is unproductive. This Mr. Storm seems willing to help, so -- ]

A little fast, but we can slow it down. Thank you.

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[benumbing]

Let me guess, twins?

It's just another day in the cave. I decided to go looking for a can of crushed tomatoes. They do make such a thing, don't they?