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[notjustinthemirror]

[The feed crackles to life to show the Alcohol Demon, tossing something gold and silver between his bandaged hands. He holds it up to the screen: a shiny police badge. Sure looks official. For Chicago and everything.]

Anyone missing one of these? Whoever you are you're a damn shitty cop if you're losing your badge.

Also pretty sure Serial Crimes Unit outweighs detective, so that makes me your superior. Report in.

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[synthedick]

You could say that.

[notjustinthemirror]

Got anyone interesting to interrogate? Do you need this? Or do you just want it?

[synthedick]

I want it.

[Little harsh there, Nick.]

[notjustinthemirror]

Sounding real human there for a minute, you might want to watch that.

I suppose I can find it in me to return this. Since I'm such a nice guy and all.

[synthedick]

[Sigh. He's not human, and he knows it, but he sure does feel like one some days.]

Thanks. I'll even come to you to get it. Save you some trouble.

[notjustinthemirror]

Well aren't you kind and considerate. Nothing more suspicious than that.

Come and find me.

[Aaaaand click.]