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Hello Cave-dwellers.

[Hadrielians? Hadrielites? Eh.]

I'm going to assume, since we have nothing better to do, that you've been paying attention to the wave of people offering up other people's junk. Praise be to our all knowing gods, airing everyone's dirty laundry all over the place or whatever.

[he pauses, quiet as he checks out the thing he's found.]

So this either belonged to a cop or someone with some really freaky tastes, but it appears to be a picture of an old dead guy hacked into pieces?

[this is fine this is absolutely FINE and not triggering in any way whatsoever to connor.]

In the interest of not traumatizing anyone, I'm not going to go flashing it all over the network but if you have reason to believe you're the lucky owner of some dead guy's photo, let me know.

Also - if this is some weird necrophilia kink, please, please keep that to yourself. I'm not usually here for kinkshaming, but that's pretty much where I draw the line.

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Please tell me you're joking. [ she might be a killer but she can't really get behind chopping up a body and taking pictures of it. and keeping the pictures. ]

I did kind of think of just burning it. [ he wishes he were joking too tbh ] But maybe it's evidence on an important case? I'm not going to tamper with it.

[ ha ha ha....tampering with evidence .... ]

Guess that case is gonna go unsolved. [ a pause. ] You really think it might be some creepy fetish thing? [ color her relieved that no one ever wanted to get their rocks off by cutting her up. ]

Could be. Can you think of any other good reason someone is just keeping this around back home?

I think if it was porn it would be a picture of a woman. Who wants to look an old guy, no matter how many pieces he's in? [ just saying. ]

Unless murder is totally cool where they're from and it's a cherished keepsake. Like how parents keep kids artwork. [ she's kidding, mostly. basically she just doesn't have anything helpful to say so making light of the situation is easier. ]

Wow, okay, not all of us like women. And some people are into silverfoxes.

[how did this even turn into an argument. connor no]

Ugh, I hope murder isn't totally cool where they're from. But I guess it could be some kind of weird trophy. Like mounting deer heads on the wall. Gross.

[ At first, he doesn't assume. It isn't as though that wasn't memorable, it's that it's been almost two years. There are body parts and all kinds of weird people with who knew what kind of weird tastes and terrible stories.

He's just calling in for a dry comment, something about the seriously warped tastes at work, even if the Door is just an object or whatever -- ]

Some --

[ but he's thinking about it, what kind of sick freak would cut up an old man and take a picture -- ]

[ No. ]

I know not everyone likes women. And you didn't say he was attractive, you said he was an old dead guy. I think everyone would agree a beautiful woman makes for better weird porn than some old man. [ this... is a weird thing to bicker about. ] But for the record I don't want anyone to murder me for pornographic reasons.

A lot of people here are okay with murder. I don't think they're into murder, though. Which is lucky for the rest of us. And we do have a couple people who are peacekeepers - uh, law enforcement - in their world.

[Miriam makes a face.]

Eww.

[A pause.]

How many pieces?

[ No no no no no no no no no no no no no.

Never mind the awkward pause. Uryuu composes himself as he debates whether to hang up and text privately, or confirm, somehow, as if there's a chance, and isn't there, that wasn't his photo, though he'd last held it -- ]

-- k-kind of sordid raffle. You should -- be more specific. To. Help someone. Any... distinguishing features like facial hair.

[ Yeah, he should have hung up. Don't tell him the whole hacked up thing is plenty distinguishing, don't do it. ]

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[At least somebody thinks it's amusing around here, judging by his expression.]

It's not me, is it?

Please let it be him.

[#helping]

[connor eyes the picture, though all that's visible to the camera now that he's reluctantly matched form here is the back of it.]

Pretty sure this guy didn't look anything like you though it's admittedly pretty hard to tell. [beat] Why did you die a horrible death before you got to this cave hell?

Is there anyone in this place you like?

[connor makes a face. it's a lot harder not to play it cool when his expression betrays more on video but here he is anyway.]

I didn't count them. I'm not trying to make a habit of studying this thing.

His Royal Highness Sir Bartholomew Barnabas Barks A Lot the Third. And Chris, I guess. That's about it, now! This place sucks.

[THE OTHER PERSON SAID HE WAS DISAPPOINTED IN HIM...]

[i mean...he figured the being hacked up was indeed the distinguishing feature here. it takes him a minute to reply, though. the fact uryuu is just stuttering like that is fairly telling all on its own.

and while normally he'd just cajole him further, uryuu did do him a solid by saving his life the other day. so when he replies to him his words are harsh but his tone is less biting than it would be.]

The fact you're even considering that it could be yours is kind of telling. [beat] What's the deal?

Oh more than a few. I can't recall being hacked into pieces recently, but I could be forgetting a couple.

[ He responds too quickly, snapping it. Probably also telling. ]

I'm not considering that. I'm just trying to help.

Yeah, he's an old chopped up dead guy. Let's not forget the important part here. [and yet. and yet:] But that aside, I don't think everyone would agree that a beautiful woman makes for better porn weird or otherwise.

They're the people on the guard, right? [ i mean he assumes thats who they are pulling from ] We'd be in deep shit if anyone wanted to get murder happy in here. With the cave and all.

Well that's both disconcerting and weird.

Quite the impressive list. I'm guessing the first one is your dog?

It's not that it would be mine. Can you send a picture?

[ Why text?

If it's that photo, he's afraid of what his face will do. ]

[yeah it's all good connor is fine with text, too. he even attaches a photo of the photo]

still waiting on an explanation

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