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connor walsh. ([personal profile] iustitiae) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-10-17 04:10 pm

one; audio

Hello Cave-dwellers.

[Hadrielians? Hadrielites? Eh.]

I'm going to assume, since we have nothing better to do, that you've been paying attention to the wave of people offering up other people's junk. Praise be to our all knowing gods, airing everyone's dirty laundry all over the place or whatever.

[he pauses, quiet as he checks out the thing he's found.]

So this either belonged to a cop or someone with some really freaky tastes, but it appears to be a picture of an old dead guy hacked into pieces?

[this is fine this is absolutely FINE and not triggering in any way whatsoever to connor.]

In the interest of not traumatizing anyone, I'm not going to go flashing it all over the network but if you have reason to believe you're the lucky owner of some dead guy's photo, let me know.

Also - if this is some weird necrophilia kink, please, please keep that to yourself. I'm not usually here for kinkshaming, but that's pretty much where I draw the line.

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[personal profile] dogsanddaughters 2016-10-18 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Miriam makes a face.]

Eww.

[A pause.]

How many pieces?

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[personal profile] dogsanddaughters 2016-10-18 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Then why didn't you throw it away or something?

If you're gonna look, you might as well get it right.

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[personal profile] dogsanddaughters 2016-10-18 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Miriam bats her eyelashes at him. Look who's all cute and adorable!]

Nah. Well, probably not.

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[personal profile] dogsanddaughters 2016-10-18 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Boooo.]

'cause what if it's a serial killer and they take you to their super evil serial killer shine of crazy and wanna know how you figured out their secret and you gotta make up a really big lie that sounds convincing so they won't eat your face?

[Is that a very specific example? It might be.]

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[personal profile] dogsanddaughters 2016-10-18 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Miriam giggles.]

You're funny. But seriously. Details, dude. They'll kill ya.

Who're you, anyway? You're new.

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[personal profile] dogsanddaughters 2016-10-18 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
'sup. I'm Miriam.

[She angles the camera. There's a giant rottweiler sleeping with his head in her lap. He's currently snoring.]

And that's my dude Barnaby. Sucks about the dragons, though. Hope nothing got you!

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[personal profile] dogsanddaughters 2016-10-18 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Don't judge until you've seen my poker skills. 'sides, I don't tangle with the big stuff. I like not being eaten.

[Miriam brightens.]

I know, right? He's awesome. Aren't you so awesome, buddy?

[Barnaby's nose wrinkles a little. He keeps on snoring.]

Well, that's good! I hear dying sucks.

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[personal profile] dogsanddaughters 2016-10-18 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
You should totally play with me sometime. Everybody's all serious all the time here. Cards won't kill you, people!

[She's definitely not planning on scamming the hell out of him. Nope. Total picture of innocence, that's Miriam.]

Me neither, buddy, me neither. But you gotta be careful around here 'cause it kinda happens a lot. Like, more than usual. But you probably figured that out already.

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[personal profile] dogsanddaughters 2016-10-18 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, I lived in a brothel back home. Gambling's kinda my thing.

Yeeeeah. This place kinda sucks like that. I mean, the bar's nice. And there's fish! Real fish in the river. That's awesome.

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[personal profile] dogsanddaughters 2016-10-19 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Miriam gives him a quizzical look.]

Girl's gotta eat, buddy. 'sides, I only worked downstairs. They had rules about that.

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[personal profile] dogsanddaughters 2016-10-20 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty much. When I'm bigger I'm gonna sign up with a crew and be a pilot. I'm not tall enough yet.

[For better or worse, Miriam has a baby-face. No one busy it when she claims she's older than she is.]

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[personal profile] dogsanddaughters 2016-10-24 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
A ship, duh. Maybe a freighter. They go everywhere.

[They're also ugly as hell, but a girl can't be picky.]

Yeah, there's a couple. But nobody from my world.

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[personal profile] dogsanddaughters 2016-10-25 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, this place isn't so bad. I mean, considering. There's a bar. And fish! Barnaby keeps trying to catch them, but they're fast.

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