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Hello Cave-dwellers.
[Hadrielians? Hadrielites? Eh.]
I'm going to assume, since we have nothing better to do, that you've been paying attention to the wave of people offering up other people's junk. Praise be to our all knowing gods, airing everyone's dirty laundry all over the place or whatever.
[he pauses, quiet as he checks out the thing he's found.]
So this either belonged to a cop or someone with some really freaky tastes, but it appears to be a picture of an old dead guy hacked into pieces?
[this is fine this is absolutely FINE and not triggering in any way whatsoever to connor.]
In the interest of not traumatizing anyone, I'm not going to go flashing it all over the network but if you have reason to believe you're the lucky owner of some dead guy's photo, let me know.
Also - if this is some weird necrophilia kink, please, please keep that to yourself. I'm not usually here for kinkshaming, but that's pretty much where I draw the line.
[Hadrielians? Hadrielites? Eh.]
I'm going to assume, since we have nothing better to do, that you've been paying attention to the wave of people offering up other people's junk. Praise be to our all knowing gods, airing everyone's dirty laundry all over the place or whatever.
[he pauses, quiet as he checks out the thing he's found.]
So this either belonged to a cop or someone with some really freaky tastes, but it appears to be a picture of an old dead guy hacked into pieces?
[this is fine this is absolutely FINE and not triggering in any way whatsoever to connor.]
In the interest of not traumatizing anyone, I'm not going to go flashing it all over the network but if you have reason to believe you're the lucky owner of some dead guy's photo, let me know.
Also - if this is some weird necrophilia kink, please, please keep that to yourself. I'm not usually here for kinkshaming, but that's pretty much where I draw the line.
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Eww.
[A pause.]
How many pieces?
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I didn't count them. I'm not trying to make a habit of studying this thing.
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If you're gonna look, you might as well get it right.
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Why, is it yours?
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Nah. Well, probably not.
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So why does it matter how many pieces its in?
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'cause what if it's a serial killer and they take you to their super evil serial killer shine of crazy and wanna know how you figured out their secret and you gotta make up a really big lie that sounds convincing so they won't eat your face?
[Is that a very specific example? It might be.]
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Plus, if it's from someone else's home maybe the serial killer is still in whatever godawful place they're from.
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You're funny. But seriously. Details, dude. They'll kill ya.
Who're you, anyway? You're new.
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[She angles the camera. There's a giant rottweiler sleeping with his head in her lap. He's currently snoring.]
And that's my dude Barnaby. Sucks about the dragons, though. Hope nothing got you!
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[see he pays attention]
I had some help, but I made it in one piece.
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[Miriam brightens.]
I know, right? He's awesome. Aren't you so awesome, buddy?
[Barnaby's nose wrinkles a little. He keeps on snoring.]
Well, that's good! I hear dying sucks.
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[he laughs at her comment]
Yeah, dying isn't exactly high on my list of things to do.
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[She's definitely not planning on scamming the hell out of him. Nope. Total picture of innocence, that's Miriam.]
Me neither, buddy, me neither. But you gotta be careful around here 'cause it kinda happens a lot. Like, more than usual. But you probably figured that out already.
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I'm definitely getting that sense.
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Yeeeeah. This place kinda sucks like that. I mean, the bar's nice. And there's fish! Real fish in the river. That's awesome.
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Are you, like, okay? [his tone is quieter, more serious. human trafficking is a thing??? children in bad places?? he's kind of assuming the worst] Did anyone make you do something you didn't want?
[ignoring real fish and bars and whatever in favor of protective mode]
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Girl's gotta eat, buddy. 'sides, I only worked downstairs. They had rules about that.
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Is that a normal thing, where you're from?
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[For better or worse, Miriam has a baby-face. No one busy it when she claims she's older than she is.]
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[They're also ugly as hell, but a girl can't be picky.]
Yeah, there's a couple. But nobody from my world.
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