hadriel | [video - for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead).]

Oh Abeegail, what am I to do? I need to help five people and fill them with hope so I can get something that makes me feel like I have a heart again! Because I don't have a heart inside my body, which apparently means far more to me than it does for most of the people in this stupid cave. Hmn? What's that Beeatrice, this trade is basically impossible for me without the thing I'm trading for? Right you are! How smart, and how quickly you realized it, you smart little bee.

[His faux enthusiasm drops and he glares flatly at the camera.]

Come help a witch help you to help himself help us all. I have healing magic and a temper. If you think this is cheating, I don't want to hear it, and I only want things that will actually help. I'm serious, I'm trying to be good, here.

...Oh, and it goes against everything else I'm trying to do here, but I should let you know that the bees I found can't make honey. Maybe if you tell Delight or someone they can, she'll believe you and the copies will be able to, I don't know. I don't really care.

[He's screwed.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Hey -- hey! [HEY!!! This isn't fair, like, at all, and not just because dodging in midair is pretty hard. He swings the machete down towards the ghastly arm with force to make up for the lack of faith in it he has. Those years ago, with that shadow creature... The sword didn't do shit.] After all those horrible things you did, I did one thing, would you stop!

[Okay. Okay, some kind of shield to separate them, that would be good. Even with as hazy as it is.]

I owe you much worse, you old codger!

[And it doesn't do shit here either. Yes, the machete digs in, cutting the arm half-off, but there's no blood, no reaction from the thing. Not even anything inside it except more of whatever weird black stuff it's made out of. As it lands back down to the ground, the half-severed arm just slides back into place as if nothing had ever happened.

Sato himself just keeps smiling.]

Maybe next time you'll follow through on that!

[He says, egging Warrick on. In the meantime though, his precious game console... he'd rather not have it get broken or stolen again in the kerfuffle, so it's about time for him to turn to leave and let the ghost keep Warrick busy. On the loosest of orders, the thing speaks on its own: an even more staticy, burbling version of Sato's own voice, parroting the opening of just about any fighting game arcade mode:]

F̪̰͍̞̩i̝̻̲̻͓͔͔̰̳g̪̙̝͎͎ͅh̥͚͔t̟̫̹͕!̣͎̝̥̰̞̬̼̲

[FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR]

I swear, if you try to do a goddamn fatality on me --

[He is so, so sick of your shit, Sato... Man, how was he supposed to fight this thing, though? Emma had used her vorpal blade, Ozma had hugged the frickin' thing, but him? He's useless unless he can bleed on it to death. He readies the machete anyway, shield coming up so he's fighting sword and board, and curses himself for how he's literally going through dumb fighting game moves in his head to see if that can help him stay alive in this. Bait it out first...]

[Sato, at his usual even pace, just wanders off between a couple buildings, vanishing from view.

Fortunately, Sato's extremely average in his ability to keep his IBM out, and that means that by now, time is on Warrick's side. Just have to lame it out like it's Cross Tekken and run the clock down until the thing disintegrates again.

It's hard to say what it's thinking when it doesn't even have a face, but it doesn't take any work to bait it out, leaping (literally) at the chance to go for Warrick again with a slash of its claws.]

[This time, Warrick leads with his shield first. He's never used it this way before, generally keeping to walls or bubbles, but when Tom had briefly stolen his power, he'd used the shield to swipe at Emma and send her crashing back. He should be able to rebuff those claws enough to hack the machete into the arm again...

He goes for its elbow to see if that's an easier cut, wondering if it follows the same principles as human anatomy despite it not having bones to catch a blade on to begin with. Unfortunately, this focus on one arm does leave most of his body open for an answer.]

[The amount of force behind those claws is enough to rebound violently off the shield, giving Warrick a nice clean shot at the thing's elbow -- the forearm comes off, streamers of the black ribbony-particulate at the edges.

But as before, it doesn't seem to bother the thing, and before the arm even has a chance to pull back together there's enough of an opening for it to grab Warrick's front, burying claws in and dragging him back down to earth with it, slamming him into the ground.]

[Any satisfaction he would have had at disconnecting the arm fully is dashed the instant he feels the shadowy fingers clasp at him. The brief second he has to register what's happening is almost cartoony. His eyes widen and in his surprise, he drops both the weapon and the magic holding his shield together. Great. Wonderful.]

AHHH!

[The breath goes out of him and there's a gross sort of crunching noise when he hits the ground. He struggles to gasp, but at least he can tell he doesn't have any bones jammed into his lungs or any other organs they shouldn't be in, and his magic is already working away at setting everything to rights. Warrick scrambles blindly for the machete once he's confident in an arm, but until he can get that, all he can do is fight off attacks with some keep-away kicks. It's kind of pathetic, but he's trying to be scrappy, okay!!! The machete is taken up like Warrick's a stereotypical masked serial killer, blade down, once he finds it, and he starts trying to stab into the creature with all his strength.

He's...not used to machetes.]

Ḩ̛̺̮͍̱͔̫̫͎A̧̱̪͈̲̮͢ ̗̟͉̥̘̜͎̳͍H͢҉̞̺̪͍̮͠Ḁ̶̝̹̹͙̝̟̞͠ ̶̖̰̹͍̜̲H̷͖̠̦̻̤̮͍Ą̜͍̼́͟ ̨̺̦͍H̡͔̠͖͈͎̞̻Ą̧̬̗̘̘̩̥̞͇̳

[The thing laughs, toothed maw cracking open again. Any initial satisfaction is likely to fade as long bandage-y strips and blobs pull the severed arm back together. It can be stabbed, but as before, the thing doesn't seem to have bones or organs or anything to really damaged.

But it is starting to fall apart again, and the edges of the stab wound don't come back together as well as the arm did, fraying into dribbles of blackness. That doesn't stop it from returning the favor and slicing into the machete-wielding arm with sharp claws, continuing to do its best to maul Warrick even as it starts to dissolve.]

[The is useless -- and worse, it feels useless. Even if it isn't coming back together with that same fervor, he knows he isn't wearing the thing down. He hadn't done nearly as much last time he encountered the shadow, but it had broken down just as fast, so even as he continues to stab at it he can feel his will to do so disminishing. The pain of the claws slashing through his coat and the wetness of the blood coming up is the last straw, and he abandons the machete in favor of clasping his hand over the wound and rolling onto his side to keep it out of reach of more attacks. So useless. He's useless. Again.

At least he would fully heal, soon. He could do that.

God, he really misses Emma.]

[video - for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead).]

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject