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hadriel2016-11-04 03:28 pm
purpleknee) wrote in hadriel2016-11-04 03:28 pm
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[video - for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead).]
Oh Abeegail, what am I to do? I need to help five people and fill them with hope so I can get something that makes me feel like I have a heart again! Because I don't have a heart inside my body, which apparently means far more to me than it does for most of the people in this stupid cave. Hmn? What's that Beeatrice, this trade is basically impossible for me without the thing I'm trading for? Right you are! How smart, and how quickly you realized it, you smart little bee.
[His faux enthusiasm drops and he glares flatly at the camera.]
Come help a witch help you to help himself help us all. I have healing magic and a temper. If you think this is cheating, I don't want to hear it, and I only want things that will actually help. I'm serious, I'm trying to be good, here.
...Oh, and it goes against everything else I'm trying to do here, but I should let you know that the bees I found can't make honey. Maybe if you tell Delight or someone they can, she'll believe you and the copies will be able to, I don't know. I don't really care.
[He's screwed.]
[His faux enthusiasm drops and he glares flatly at the camera.]
Come help a witch help you to help himself help us all. I have healing magic and a temper. If you think this is cheating, I don't want to hear it, and I only want things that will actually help. I'm serious, I'm trying to be good, here.
...Oh, and it goes against everything else I'm trying to do here, but I should let you know that the bees I found can't make honey. Maybe if you tell Delight or someone they can, she'll believe you and the copies will be able to, I don't know. I don't really care.
[He's screwed.]
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[ He's also instilling hope that he isn't so bad. ]
Which is really kind of messed up, I realize. 'Hey, thanks for making yourself sad for me.' What even is this place?
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[Yeah, that stipulation can be kinda a bitch, huh... He definitely feels like that's some pretty dang bad feelings going on when he dwells on Selva or Chopper family issues too long, but who knows what a god would think of it?]
"Awful", as far as I can tell. But experts have also agreed on "stupid".
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Stupid, definitely. Awful... Sometimes. There are worse places though.