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hadriel2017-01-15 07:15 pm
darthvaderfanboy) wrote in hadriel2017-01-15 07:15 pm
Entry tags:
Accidental Video; Horrible Roommates Being Horrible
[The video turns on haphazardly, staring up as if someone had flung it across the room and accidentally turned it on. Which, incidentally, is exactly what happened. There's a red glare as Kylo's lightsaber comes into view. He slashes at someone just out of view, missing them, and instead taking out part of the couch.]
I've had it with you! I'll make you wish you'd died as a child!
[Then his toe hits the video, sending it spinning and landing in another spot.]
Oh like I'm going to be scared of a pathetic version of Darth Vader. You have no idea how many times I wanted to abandon you on Hoth.
[There is a loud clambering as Hux got out of the way and when the video settles he can be seen with his blaster in his hand, eyes shining with a mad fury.
He raises the blaster and fires a few shots aimed at Kylo, but a few shots hit the walls and destroy the couch.
Kylo blocks the blaster shots with an almost contemptuous ease, his lightsaber twirling in front of him in a back and forth pattern. He stops the last shot in midair, sending it sailing back towards Hux.]
Is that the best you can do? My mother is a better shot, you Tarkin-wannabe.
[Now he was just hitting below the belt.]
You did not-
[Hux barely manages to dodge the reflected blast, which hit the opposite wall, leaving a deep mark. He's back on his feet to fire a few more shots with a growl of fury. He doesn't care where they land, he just wants to make Kylo suffer.]
Oh, please, you just sit and talk to your grandfather's helmet. 'I will finish what you started' - that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. You're just an embarrassment.
[Kylo goes very still for a moment, the video's skewed perspective making him look about seven feet tall. Everything nearby him begins to rattle with the power of the Force. Then, with a roar of fury, they all lift up, and began hurling themselves at Hux.]
I have more power than you could ever dream of! You think firing off your little superweapon gives you power? You're nothing. Just a bastard who got lucky.
[Hux's expression turns ugly, he's spent his entire life being called a bastard no matter how much he tried to put his past behind him.]
My little superweapon? The superweapon I could use to command the power of the stars when I destroyed the entire Hosnian System? I destroyed the Republic, their Senate, and their entire fleet in a moment while you sulked like a litt-
[He paused suddenly as he noticed the device, walking towards it.] You idiot, you left your phone on.
[Kylo looks over his shoulder at the phone. Great. They'd just broadcast that entire argument to the network. Now everyone knows about the Hosnian System. With a frustrated growl, he picks up a nearby lamp, and throws at Hux's head, not caring if it actually connects or not.]
This is your fault, you smug moron.
[Their physical altercation is done. The bickering is far from over.]
I've had it with you! I'll make you wish you'd died as a child!
[Then his toe hits the video, sending it spinning and landing in another spot.]
Oh like I'm going to be scared of a pathetic version of Darth Vader. You have no idea how many times I wanted to abandon you on Hoth.
[There is a loud clambering as Hux got out of the way and when the video settles he can be seen with his blaster in his hand, eyes shining with a mad fury.
He raises the blaster and fires a few shots aimed at Kylo, but a few shots hit the walls and destroy the couch.
Kylo blocks the blaster shots with an almost contemptuous ease, his lightsaber twirling in front of him in a back and forth pattern. He stops the last shot in midair, sending it sailing back towards Hux.]
Is that the best you can do? My mother is a better shot, you Tarkin-wannabe.
[Now he was just hitting below the belt.]
You did not-
[Hux barely manages to dodge the reflected blast, which hit the opposite wall, leaving a deep mark. He's back on his feet to fire a few more shots with a growl of fury. He doesn't care where they land, he just wants to make Kylo suffer.]
Oh, please, you just sit and talk to your grandfather's helmet. 'I will finish what you started' - that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. You're just an embarrassment.
[Kylo goes very still for a moment, the video's skewed perspective making him look about seven feet tall. Everything nearby him begins to rattle with the power of the Force. Then, with a roar of fury, they all lift up, and began hurling themselves at Hux.]
I have more power than you could ever dream of! You think firing off your little superweapon gives you power? You're nothing. Just a bastard who got lucky.
[Hux's expression turns ugly, he's spent his entire life being called a bastard no matter how much he tried to put his past behind him.]
My little superweapon? The superweapon I could use to command the power of the stars when I destroyed the entire Hosnian System? I destroyed the Republic, their Senate, and their entire fleet in a moment while you sulked like a litt-
[He paused suddenly as he noticed the device, walking towards it.] You idiot, you left your phone on.
[Kylo looks over his shoulder at the phone. Great. They'd just broadcast that entire argument to the network. Now everyone knows about the Hosnian System. With a frustrated growl, he picks up a nearby lamp, and throws at Hux's head, not caring if it actually connects or not.]
This is your fault, you smug moron.
[Their physical altercation is done. The bickering is far from over.]
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