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[ Cashmere's coming to the network from Connor's couch, though Connor is not in the video and she does her best to not swing the camera around and reveal too much of her background. this is absolutely, totally not a shitpost designed to make Connor laugh. nope. (yes it is)]
I hope everyone is done being a bummer because I need everyone to get it together for an important message.
[ she takes a breath, as though this might actually be an important topic that she needs to discuss with everyone. ]
Should I cut my hair? [ it's hanging loose down her back, and she flips it forward over her shoulders. ] It's gorgeous, I know, but I look just as good with short hair.
[ she smiles. there's a spark in her eye that says she hopes you think her question is stupid and want to fight her on it. ]
Also, I'm looking for a housemate or two. Please submit a 500-word essay or 3 minute video describing why I should pick you.
I hope everyone is done being a bummer because I need everyone to get it together for an important message.
[ she takes a breath, as though this might actually be an important topic that she needs to discuss with everyone. ]
Should I cut my hair? [ it's hanging loose down her back, and she flips it forward over her shoulders. ] It's gorgeous, I know, but I look just as good with short hair.
[ she smiles. there's a spark in her eye that says she hopes you think her question is stupid and want to fight her on it. ]
Also, I'm looking for a housemate or two. Please submit a 500-word essay or 3 minute video describing why I should pick you.

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I've never really had short hair. So maybe I'd just take a baby step. [ she loosely pulls back her hair to give the illusion of a long bob. ] If I were to cut it all off, people would just think I'd lost my mind.
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[But Natasha has changed her hair regularly. It was one of the quickest, easiest things you could do to change your look. That was a benefit in her line of work.]
But that would be a good length on you. You can keep it long enough to pull back out of your face that way.
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It used to not always be my decision. And now I'm used to the long hair.
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[Natasha takes note of her comment about it not being her decision, but she doesn't pursue it directly.]
Do you have someone to cut it for you? Might be easier with a second part of hands.
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I'm particular about my hair.
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I already have a bald spot. Hope's not always so good at putting people back the way they're supposed to be.
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Especially if it's not a joke.]
No, it isn't. But sometimes, that's what you have.
[She lifts a shoulder.]
So you're going to cut it yourself.
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Well, let's say that I am my own first choice for the job should such a decision occur.
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[Not that Natasha's exactly invested, but she's devoted this much time to it... and it's an excuse for a second contact, if another one doesn't come up.]
How's the search for a roommate going?
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It'll just be nice to have someone else around.
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[A shrug.]
Who'd you land?
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You could do worse for a roommate.
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More... carnivorous plants popping up when new people show up.