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[64th]

[ Cashmere's coming to the network from Connor's couch, though Connor is not in the video and she does her best to not swing the camera around and reveal too much of her background. this is absolutely, totally not a shitpost designed to make Connor laugh. nope. (yes it is)]

I hope everyone is done being a bummer because I need everyone to get it together for an important message.

[ she takes a breath, as though this might actually be an important topic that she needs to discuss with everyone. ]

Should I cut my hair? [ it's hanging loose down her back, and she flips it forward over her shoulders. ] It's gorgeous, I know, but I look just as good with short hair.

[ she smiles. there's a spark in her eye that says she hopes you think her question is stupid and want to fight her on it. ]

Also, I'm looking for a housemate or two. Please submit a 500-word essay or 3 minute video describing why I should pick you.

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[64th]

In that case, maybe.

they've all gone home or wherever it is that people go when they leave here. It's just me alone in a 5 bedroom house. I figured it would be better to have someone around. for safety.

[ also she's lonely, shhh ]

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[skelebro]

not a bad plan.
seems a lot of people've taken their leave.

[House number one is pretty...pretty empty now, huh?



Yeah. It sure is.]

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[64th]

yeah, they have. I don't know if that's good or bad.

[ maybe all the leftover stragglers should get put in a house together. that would be fine, right? ]

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[skelebro]

presumably they head home.
let's hope it's nice where they came from.

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[64th]

Yeah. I've heard mixed things. I know I wouldn't be thrilled to go home.

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[skelebro]

laws of infinite universes, right?
there's gotta be a nice version of your home out there somewhere.

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[64th]

I hope so but I have a hard time imagining it.

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[skelebro]

hey, you and me both.
don't mean it doesn't exist.

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[64th]

You're right. It probably won't kill me to be positive or hopeful about that one thing.

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[skelebro]

positivity.
what a concept.
my brother's way better at that than i am.

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[64th]

It's never been my strong point. He teach you any tricks?

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[skelebro]

just do what he'd do.
believe in you.

[If it sounds a bit cheesy, it's 'cause it is. He could never sell that kinda thing the way Papyrus could.]