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[64th]

[ Cashmere's coming to the network from Connor's couch, though Connor is not in the video and she does her best to not swing the camera around and reveal too much of her background. this is absolutely, totally not a shitpost designed to make Connor laugh. nope. (yes it is)]

I hope everyone is done being a bummer because I need everyone to get it together for an important message.

[ she takes a breath, as though this might actually be an important topic that she needs to discuss with everyone. ]

Should I cut my hair? [ it's hanging loose down her back, and she flips it forward over her shoulders. ] It's gorgeous, I know, but I look just as good with short hair.

[ she smiles. there's a spark in her eye that says she hopes you think her question is stupid and want to fight her on it. ]

Also, I'm looking for a housemate or two. Please submit a 500-word essay or 3 minute video describing why I should pick you.

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[benumbing]

Just think of it as me owing you 483. Having someone in your debt can be fun.

Really?

[he's a little surprised. but jack's never lived alone before either, and after the disaster that was his double, he's feeling a little lonelier than usual.]

You have yourself a housemate. Two, if you count Fluffy.

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[64th]

[ there's a first time for everything, right? ]

Perfect. We're going to have fun. [ a pause. ] Who or what is Fluffy?

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[benumbing]

I think so.

[she seems like the type he'd get along with, a little bit of mischief in her, not too uptight.

jack takes a breath, but decides to show instead of tell. he leans down and picks up a very pink and naked nug.]

This is Fluffy. Don't worry, he's house-trained.

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[64th]

[ Cashmere isn't sure what she was expecting, but it wasn't... that. she looks surprised, and then amused. ]

I know my name is questionable but he doesn't look very fluffy. Isn't he cold?

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[benumbing]

Shhh, you'll hurt his feelings. [he smirks.] He only seems to get cold at night. He tries to sleep between my feet, it's a little unpleasant.

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[64th]

Maybe we should get him a sweater. [ she is one of those people. ] Does he like to cuddle?

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[benumbing]

I don't know how to knit.

He tries. Are you the cuddly type?

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[64th]

Guess we'll have to go shopping.

[ she grins at him. ] I like a good cuddle now and then. [ understatement of the year, Cashmere loves cuddling. ]

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[benumbing]

Well, who doesn't.

You're trying to be the favorite, aren't you?

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[64th]

[ Cashmere feigns surprise. look at her. so sweet. so innocent. ] Who, me?

I'm already everyone's favorite.

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[benumbing]

[oh. oh, that was good. jack grins a little.]

We're going to be roommates, so I hope this doesn't make things awkward, but I probably would've asked you to be my queen back in Shiloh.

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[64th]

[ she laughs, lighting up with a bright smile. it's a nice compliment. ] In another universe, I would make a very good queen. I look good in a crown and I do well on television.