video | slightly backdated | no shitposting here, nope.

[64th]

[ Cashmere's coming to the network from Connor's couch, though Connor is not in the video and she does her best to not swing the camera around and reveal too much of her background. this is absolutely, totally not a shitpost designed to make Connor laugh. nope. (yes it is)]

I hope everyone is done being a bummer because I need everyone to get it together for an important message.

[ she takes a breath, as though this might actually be an important topic that she needs to discuss with everyone. ]

Should I cut my hair? [ it's hanging loose down her back, and she flips it forward over her shoulders. ] It's gorgeous, I know, but I look just as good with short hair.

[ she smiles. there's a spark in her eye that says she hopes you think her question is stupid and want to fight her on it. ]

Also, I'm looking for a housemate or two. Please submit a 500-word essay or 3 minute video describing why I should pick you.

Comments

[hornrims]

Just watch. If someone steps in they'll be the one stuck with the cleaning.

[64th]

I'm not messy. I'm a very clean person. [ who never makes her bed and leaves her clothes on the floor. whatever. ]

[hornrims]

You eat don't you?

[64th]

Yes
??

[hornrims]

What happens to the dishes? Do you even cook?

[64th]

I'm a very good cook who also cleans dishes but I want to point out if I'm cooking someone else should be doing the cleaning

[hornrims]

Not if you're only making food for yourself.

[64th]

My point still stands when there's more than just me

[hornrims]

Stuff accumulates. There's dust, clutter. I can't picture you cleaning the floors or bathroom.

[64th]

Do you picture me a lot, Richie?

[hornrims]

No.

[64th]

I don't know, it seems like you're imagining me on my hands and knees, which is a little weird of you.

[hornrims]

I never said hands and knees. Are you that desperate that you've gotta make shit up just to feel better?

[64th]

how else would I clean a floor???

[ is it super obvious that she is not 100% clear on the details of all household chores? ]

[hornrims]

Ever hear of a mop?

[y u p]

[64th]

I know what a mop is.

[ but does she know how to use one? no. she does not. ]

[hornrims]

Doesn't sound like it.

[64th]

What are you, some sort of household cleaning expert?

[hornrims]

This is some basic-ass shit.

[64th]

Which is why people like me aren't expected to do it.

[hornrims]

Basic in that anyone should know it. But it looks like you made my point for me. You won't clean shit, ever. Your roommate would get the shaft.

[64th]

I CAN clean I just don't like it, no one likes it

[hornrims]

But you do like digging yourself into a deeper hole.

[64th]

Well I suppose we can't all be perfect like you, Richard.

[hornrims]

Apparently not.