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[64th]

[ Cashmere's coming to the network from Connor's couch, though Connor is not in the video and she does her best to not swing the camera around and reveal too much of her background. this is absolutely, totally not a shitpost designed to make Connor laugh. nope. (yes it is)]

I hope everyone is done being a bummer because I need everyone to get it together for an important message.

[ she takes a breath, as though this might actually be an important topic that she needs to discuss with everyone. ]

Should I cut my hair? [ it's hanging loose down her back, and she flips it forward over her shoulders. ] It's gorgeous, I know, but I look just as good with short hair.

[ she smiles. there's a spark in her eye that says she hopes you think her question is stupid and want to fight her on it. ]

Also, I'm looking for a housemate or two. Please submit a 500-word essay or 3 minute video describing why I should pick you.

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[64th]

I"m a lot of things but I'm not a pygmy. [ she'll sass you right back, Kylo Ren. ]

[darthvaderfanboy]

Everyone shorter than me is a pygmy. And you're definitely primitive. [Not that it was a bad thing. Primitive people tended to only fight over one planet instead of letting their wars bleed throughout and consuming an entirely galaxy.]