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[Some might recognize the cat - the stray cat that seemed to hate Anakin before - behind said Sith. So what if the fuzzy creature is batting a ball between his paws and being downright charming? So what?]

My talents are going to waste. I'm accepting students, but if you don't show any talent with the Force, I will drop you.

[He wants his own army because why the hell not?]

Ben, you're my first student. [No matter what a certain once-Padawan says! ~~Yes, he is that childish.~~] Don't be late tonight.

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Not yet. But that doesn't mean I won't be able to eventually. [Don't sound so lazy about it! He'll do it. He will!]

Uh-huh.

[He'll believe when he sees it. If he sees it.]

Good luck with that.

I don't need luck. [He has to rely on himself. There is no one else.]

[oh my god]

Then good Force. However you say it where you're from.

The Force is neither good nor evil. [He's being an ass, sorry bro.] You're interesting.

[Ah, great. He winks, cheerfully.]

Don't be fooled. I'm actually extremely boring.

Keep telling yourself that and maybe your wish will come true.

I try.

[That's a dirty lie. He never tries, ever, and anyone who says otherwise is slandering him.]

Do you?

[He would only lie about that to bother him.]

[He winks, cheerfully.]

Nah. I never try. It's part of my charm.

I didn't know being lazy was charming.

Do they call you lazybones?

[Never heard that one before. But Sans merely looks amused.]

You know it.

At least you acknowledge it. [Like it's some kind of virtue!]

Hey, I gotta have some redeeming qualities.

[Just kidding. He has zero redeeming qualities.]

Only if up means down does that quality qualify as redeeming.

[After a moment's theatrical consideration:] Eh. I'll take it.

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