hadriel | text

hail and well met good citizens of hadriel! i am magnus burnsides, and i am new to this whole. thing. this thing i am holding in my hands. sorry if i make any weird faux pas i was literally born yesterday. i am but a babe in this land of science fiction.

this is beside my point here but there are a LOT of weird things in these houses?? does anyone know what these machines are for?? i tried pressing some buttons but now the place just smells like bad eggs?

anyway the point is:
is there any way to get back something the door didnt bring with you? like a special weapon or beloved pet or dwarven cleric? does the door do delivery basically is what im asking here. can i order take out from the door. can i special order fries from the door.

i know i just have a ton of questions and nothing really useful to offer in return. tell you what, ill make you a sweet wooden duck or something as thanks. willing to be flexible on the shape of the wooden item. alternately if you got something made of wood and its broken i can take care of that for ya. help me and ill help you?

ok thanks love you see you!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[...Is this guy for real?]

The Door doesn't take orders from anyone, but maybe one of the Gods could help?

someone said they can't bring anything from home though...
just make new stuff.
i guess i could get another goldfish but its not the same.
do you think they could just save my goldfish from getting eaten by invisible monsters??? would they do that for a wooden duck?? how about a giant wooden duck they can sit on?
??
????

I don't think they can do anything about home stuff.

can't or won't?
i dunno, the guide said they won't let us know anything about the door. who's to say they aren't withholding other stuff too?

No one. There's a lot they don't seem to tell us.

mannnn
the more i hear about these guys the less i seem to like them.
are ANY of them chill?
which one vapes?

Some of them are chill. what is vapes?

oh haha um
its like smoking i guess?
its a thing people do sometimes and if theyre a certain quality of character theyre more likely to probably do it??
i cant explain what contributes to vaprobability. its indescribable. its unknowable.
its not like bad or anything though.

Oh.

Delight would probably like to hear about that.

is delight the one who vapes??
i knew it! theres always one!

I don't think any of them actually smoke. She's the one that would get you a vape though.

[Is that the right usage? Jo has no idea.]

oh man. a true friend of the people.
so what are all their names, anyway? or are there too many to list?

There aren't too many. Hope, Sorrow, Rage, Delight, Tranquility, Confusion, Love and Fear.

great, i'm glad a grand total of two, maybe three of them sound like they aren't the worst just based on names alone.
that's less than half so. good to know what we're working with here.

You get used to it.

what if i don't feel like getting used to it?
i mean. i've dealt with a lot of crazy shit before and this isn't even the second weirdest.

Chances are high you'll be here for a while. If you wanna fight that's cool.

[She hasn't bought into everything herself.]

grooooaaan.
you don't have to make it sound so pointless! i have a really good track record for getting out of inescapable towns. i'm batting one for one. i also don't know how baseball scores work.

You might get out but it won't be of your own will. No one else has.

yeah sure but there's a first time for everything, right?
i'm willing to bet on my chances.

Good luck. any other questions?

text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Text

Re: Text

Text