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[Firo addresses the camera with a frown of concentration. It’s the kind of look that he fancies is appropriately serious and gangsterly. To the outside observer, it may look more like the kind of stern expression a kid would practice in the mirror; being intimidating has never been Firo’s strong suit.]
If you all wanna run around killing each other over some stupid list, that’s not my problem, but you’d better keep it out of the speakeasy if you want to keep all your teeth.
So we don’t have any trouble, I’ll let you know about the new rules in advance:
First, if you bring any weapons, you’re gonna have to leave ‘em at the door—that goes for everybody, except me and Rey, obviously. I don’t care if you’re on the list and think you need to defend yourself.
Second, if you wanna start something, keep it outside. If you don’t like that, you can get your booze somewhere else.
[A pause, and then he continues in a lighter tone, his best customer service voice, as if nobody was just talking about the recent dark news. Might as well plug too, while he’s here!]
Obviously we’re still open for all of this, so if you want a drink or want to gamble, come on over. We have darts and pool too.
If you all wanna run around killing each other over some stupid list, that’s not my problem, but you’d better keep it out of the speakeasy if you want to keep all your teeth.
So we don’t have any trouble, I’ll let you know about the new rules in advance:
First, if you bring any weapons, you’re gonna have to leave ‘em at the door—that goes for everybody, except me and Rey, obviously. I don’t care if you’re on the list and think you need to defend yourself.
Second, if you wanna start something, keep it outside. If you don’t like that, you can get your booze somewhere else.
[A pause, and then he continues in a lighter tone, his best customer service voice, as if nobody was just talking about the recent dark news. Might as well plug too, while he’s here!]
Obviously we’re still open for all of this, so if you want a drink or want to gamble, come on over. We have darts and pool too.