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[occupiesvitalregions]

[Ol' Gil is a lot more upset about what happened than he's letting on, but he's going to attempt to Play It Cool. That's a lot easier to do over text.]

hey gods

if you're going to turn this place into an actual livable town, how about keeping it that way

it was a nice change from the whole gross dark cave thing. you know, grass and sky and all that.

except for the fake memories. that was pretty shitty of you guys. like i would ever marry *some guy* and *sell insurance*?! you must have done a really good job faking us out, cuz it's hard to believe i'd go along with that for so long haha wow

there's no way i'd forever forget who i really am

anyway

it at least gave me the idea of capture the flag. would anyone be interested in forming some teams and kicking some asses? bet it would get pretty crazy since like most people here seem to have weirdo superpowers and stuff

let me know. it'll be awesome and you know it!!

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[kingoftheloonybin]

I didn't think it was that bad.

[He'd been a science teacher.]

I'm no good at capture the flag.

[occupiesvitalregions]

yeah except that it was all FAKE! and after awhile it just wears off? it sucks that the gods can manipulate us so much, but it's good that they're not powerful enough to make it stick

have you ever tried it?

[kingoftheloonybin]

They might be powerful enough and it was just the end of an experiment. There isn't a standard way or unit to measure it by.

I always get picked last.

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[filmthenight]

[Oh. Some guy. Well, Tatara can understand that, at least. It was an odd spell they were under. It was fun while it lasted, though.]

So, no paintball on the next date, then?

[And it doesn't stop him from teasing Gilbert, anyway. He also conveniently leaves out the theme park part.]

[occupiesvitalregions]

[Oh no. He's still too embarrassed to talk to Tatara. He knows way too much about Prussia now. All that marriage stuff! Letting down your defenses! Talk about scary.]>

who said there's gonna be a date? we're not married anymore

i mean we never really were! it was all fake

i mean i don't even know who you are! well i guess i do now but we never even met before this? it's so weird? don't you think it's weird????




also we have no paint ball equipment

[filmthenight]

Oh, you don't want another date, then? I was so looking forward to it, too.

I believe romantic partners have met via stranger circumstances before. ^-^ So no, I don't think it's all that weird.

[There's not alot that Tatara finds weird, Gilbert. Good luck finding anything that does.]

Although, not having paintball equipment would be a problem. Think we could convince Lady Delight to help out, maybe?

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[wendigoner]

capture the flag sounds fun!! i'm game :)

[occupiesvitalregions]

damn right! it's gonna be a blast

we'll have to set up some bases, make some uniforms, lay down some rules. maybe come up some with some prizes for the winning team??

[wendigoner]

good plan!
have you gotten a lot of people yet?

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[elegant_and_proud]

It was nice to see the sky again, illusion or not.

What is capture the flag?

[occupiesvitalregions]

yeah our fake night sky here is nice and all but nothing beats some real honest to goodness sunshine. or. fake sunshine i guess. close enough.

it's a game that pits teams against one another to capture the other teams' bases and ultimately their flag for the win!

[elegant_and_proud]

Perhaps I will simply stop by and observe while others are playing.

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[restinglichface]

ok ok but one question
magic: yeah or nah?

[occupiesvitalregions]

i think people would probably cheat and use magic and powers and shit even if i said not to

so i'm gonna say yeah

[restinglichface]

hell yeah
i am SO in
are we like breaking up into teams cause i already have mine and we are gonna crush it

[am_i_a_monster]

Can people without weirdo superpowers play?

[occupiesvitalregions]

yeah of course!! come and prove that you don't need to throw fireballs around in order to kick some ass B)

[sheathes]

Reality must always be confronted, however pleasant the illusion may be. One cannot live a false life forever.

[ A real debbie downer over here. But: ]

I am not familiar with the rules of this game, but any contest would be a welcome change of pace.

[occupiesvitalregions]

i don't want the false lives, just the false lawns and houses and sunshine and stuff

i mean we're stuck in a cave, what would that much hurt

so basically we'd have 2 or 3 teams and bases and we'd have to try and capture each other's bases and ultimately their flags. it's pretty sweet. better if we had paintball equipment but whatever

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[jocoeur]

Were you any good?

[occupiesvitalregions]

what, at paintball? dude i am the BEST at all things battle related. period.

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[sonofacesius]

Capture the Flag? with full weapons and magic items?

Count me in.

[occupiesvitalregions]

real weapons are a maybe

don't need people actually getting killed over capture the flag

but i think i'll have teams be randomized so nobody gets too stacked with/without powers

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[yearrounder]

Sure, I'd be interested. Are weapons allowed?

[occupiesvitalregions]

maaaybe. i don't want to see people actually dying over capture the flag?? if i say no to powers people will cheat and use them anyway. weapons might be easier to curb.