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[Sssssomeone is leaning a bit too close into the video feed that's just flicked on!

It's not Zoe. It's a man, though the resemblance is more than null, at least - scruffy, same huge, sunken blue eyes, wide over the kid-on-Christmas-morning smile ticking up ever more on his face as he holds the phone up 'n away a little bit, turns it horizontally, vertically, horizontally with two hands...

He snickers to himself, licking the inside of his cheek and bringing the phone down to a reasonable-ish position.

A high-pitched stage whisper.]


Hey!

[He gives the camera a poke and tap. Volume up a couple notches with a singsong and a side-to-side wave:]

Are we live?!

Damn it, Lucas, gimme that back...

Hee hee -- ! [Quick look over to Zoe offscreen!] Will when I'm done borrowin' it, just gimme a minute or two!

[There's Zoe's... side, as she comes up behind him, reaches in and over to catch 'im by surprise and yank it out of his hand, but...]

Mmmmwoop!

[There he goes, and there the video feed goes. It ain't aimed anymore; it'll be everywhere, up, down, waved.]

No, ya don't!

[And Zoe blows out a sigh and raggedly, wearily calls:] Daddy?!

Mama! Mama, look look look look! I can hold shit now, ha ha -- !

Zoe? Lucas, what's going on --

[Sharp:] He got my phone.

Ahhh, dear... [Binding exasperation.] -- Honey, would you please give your sister some rest now...?!

That's enough.

[And wope.

With the clamp of a hand around a wrist, the video feed fixes stable again. Aimed up at another fellow, a big guy in his fifties. He looks down at the phone. Swipes it up with his free hand, palm mostly-covering the camera, and passes it over to Zoe.

She mutters "thanks, Daddy", turns her back right on the scene of the two men startin' into an argument - "Don't you steal from your sister again." "She's gonna have to share for a while."]


That or I'm gonna have to nail this down...

[And with a lift, there Zoe herself is onscreen.

Looking like a woman who hasn't had anywhere near enough sleep for this.

She can't even fake a smile for the moment, or look into the camera; eyes are off to the side, listening to her parents and brother talk. About the revelation that kicked the little spat off, actually, trying to process the development.]


Sorry you all had to see that. [Tacking on an... obligatory explanatory note.] My... family, can be a handful.

[Not as bad as it could be. Alas.]
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[Ellie looks wrecked. Are hangovers supposed to last several days? Maybe that's how things work when you flood your system with magical shots and the most alcohol you've ever consumed in your short life by far. She scrubs at her tired eyes and sighs at the camera.]

Hey. So. I've got a question for everyone. There are scientists and shit here, right? Probably? Doctors, definitely. Is there anyone here who could, like... potentially help me make a cure for something? Maybe this is a dumb idea, but I've gotta try.

[She's been thinking about it ever since Chris mentioned to her that time freezes back home when you're gone. So long as she's here, she has unlimited time to try and manufacture something to cure people back home- and she has both the disease and the cure inside her body. That's gotta be worth something, right?]

Also, uh. Sorry if during that party I was- if I did anything- sorry.
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Hey! So these questions may be sooooooo weird but I'm super curious!!

My friend was telling me a while ago about how she met some different people here, like a lizard (!) and stuff. That's kind of weird where we come from so I was wondering how many other people here aren't exactly human and from different places.

- Are you non-human / Do you know any non-humans?
- Where are you from? Like a different planet or world or something? How does that even work lol?
- Is there non-human stuff in your world? Not like animals and bugs, but aliens or stuff like that. Weirder stuff!
- Do they have phones and stuff where you come from? Cuz there's a looooot of people here who seem kind of tech illiterate.

Sorry if this is super weird. I'm kinda new and the only strange stuff my world has is zombies. Also even if you are a regular person you can answer the other stuff too, like getting to know each other!


( This may be information harvesting and a way to make sure Elise doesn't assume the sentient creatures in this place are monsters of the week she needs to smash. Or it's something way more innocent. Who's to say! )
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[Attached to this post is an image of a hideous three-legged cyclops creature, sitting over a countertop with what appears to be a doofy-looking grin on its bony face. It's skinny, hairless, and sickly looking, but nevertheless content. Below this image is the text:]

been followed around by this thing for 3 days now.
think it's supposed to be a cat.
is this how you get a cat?


[A few minutes later, another post is made: This one audio only. Sounds of glass chinking in the background can be heard.]

"So, um. A few of you might have already noticed that there's a bar again now. It's not run by Love -- the asshole just used it for their dating shit without permission."

[SIGH.] "Anyway, it's still a thing, since Delight doesn't seem keen on bringing back her bar. We've got fresh liquor and wine. Casino's upstairs, for anyone looking to kill some time." [Pause.] "As in recreational, not actual killing. Swear to fuck, if anyone tries to take that in here, you're getting kicked with a perm-ban until further notice.

"Until then, just about anyone's welcome here."

[Except Sans, who Rey has specifically asked Danse to kick out if the skeleton tries to come back. Sorry, Sans-friends; they got issues right now.]

[ooc: Consider this the official opening post for the Speakeasy/Casino! Feel free to tag it with action if you'd like, because I'm too lazy to make a log and I think you get the idea. Also come play with Tripod the mutant cat... he loves you.]

five; text

May. 16th, 2017 09:08 pm
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I've never been more proud of us than seeing these new emojis. We may not be able to get out of this stupid hell of a cave, but we have created real art. Maybe our civilization has a future after all.

Unrelated: I'm now accepting name suggestions for creepy cats. Please submit your best/worst name and I'll pick the funniest.

(Sorry in advance, roomies.)
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[Napstablook doesn't touch the network really, and this is the first time they've gone out of their way to address the whole network. They clearly look a little nervous. Maybe even a little more nervous than usual, considering the weird things they've been seeing out of the corner of their eyes.]

um... hi, this is napstablook... 

[The former ghost-turned-human is sitting on the floor of their room, with a box of meowing somethings right next to them. Upon closer inspection, there's a bunch of hideous-looking cats, with all teeth for faces. In the box, there's one oddball that's staring directly into the video feed for an uncomfortably long amount of time.]

i hope i'm not bothering anyone but
i found these outside and they seemed kind of hungry... at least i think they are... 
can anyone tell me what they eat...? 

[They kind of uh, smuggled them into their house. Unfortunately if they were trying to be discreet about it, the network post and gurgling meows from the kittens aren't really keeping it secret.]
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[ It's been a while since the network has been graced by Rose's smiling face. Didn't her girlfriend disappear? Wasn't she a complete mess wanting to die like two weeks ago?

Absolutely.

But who wants to get hung up on that? Not her, nosiree. Instead, she's decided to fall back on old coping habits yet again. This time, however, the mischief isn't directed at her fellow cave dwellers but instead the deities that have been so recently gracious. She can't let them get off too easy now, after all...
]

Hello, Hadriel! Newcomers, welcome. If you saw the banner in the coliseum, that was my doing. Beautiful, I know, thank you. Anyway!

I have an extremely important question. One I've been asking since arriving a year ago. [ Ah. It has been a year, hasn't it? Though she doesn't seem to want to stick on that confession for too long, no. ] But now I figured it was time to make it official! As we all know, the gods have taken on quite... attractive human appearances. They're not interested in us, of course, so it feels a bit unfair to be graced by such hotness and not be able to do anything about it. Yet! I know I can't be the only one that's wondered. Fantasized. Nor can I be the only one with a preference.

So, cast your votes! Let me know! If you had the choice:

WHICH GOD WOULD YOU BANG?

Poll #18361 The Cave's Dying to Know...
This poll is anonymous.
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 14

Which God Would You Bang?

View Answers

Hope
2 (14.3%)

Delight
5 (35.7%)

Rage
3 (21.4%)

Fear
2 (14.3%)

Sorrow
5 (35.7%)

Love
0 (0.0%)

Confusion
1 (7.1%)

Tranquility
6 (42.9%)



And don't worry, it's anonymous. No strings or shame attached. [ Well. The gods themselves will see, but that makes it that much more fun. ] I even gave you the option to choose two in case you absolutely can't decide!

Have fun, Hadriel.

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