FOURTH SONG ♫ VIDEO

[hasitsthorns]

[ It's been a while since the network has been graced by Rose's smiling face. Didn't her girlfriend disappear? Wasn't she a complete mess wanting to die like two weeks ago?

Absolutely.

But who wants to get hung up on that? Not her, nosiree. Instead, she's decided to fall back on old coping habits yet again. This time, however, the mischief isn't directed at her fellow cave dwellers but instead the deities that have been so recently gracious. She can't let them get off too easy now, after all... ]

Hello, Hadriel! Newcomers, welcome. If you saw the banner in the coliseum, that was my doing. Beautiful, I know, thank you. Anyway!

I have an extremely important question. One I've been asking since arriving a year ago. [ Ah. It has been a year, hasn't it? Though she doesn't seem to want to stick on that confession for too long, no. ] But now I figured it was time to make it official! As we all know, the gods have taken on quite... attractive human appearances. They're not interested in us, of course, so it feels a bit unfair to be graced by such hotness and not be able to do anything about it. Yet! I know I can't be the only one that's wondered. Fantasized. Nor can I be the only one with a preference.

So, cast your votes! Let me know! If you had the choice:

WHICH GOD WOULD YOU BANG?

Poll #18361 The Cave's Dying to Know...

This poll is anonymous.
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 14

Which God Would You Bang?

View Answers

Hope
2 (14.3%)

Delight
5 (35.7%)

Rage
3 (21.4%)

Fear
2 (14.3%)

Sorrow
5 (35.7%)

Love
0 (0.0%)

Confusion
1 (7.1%)

Tranquility
6 (42.9%)

And don't worry, it's anonymous. No strings or shame attached. [ Well. The gods themselves will see, but that makes it that much more fun. ] I even gave you the option to choose two in case you absolutely can't decide!

Have fun, Hadriel.

Comments

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[blessedmaiden]

Pst, 'none' should be an option too...

[hasitsthorns]

Pft! Where's the fun in that?

It's a hotness contest. 'None' doesn't tell the gods who's the most bangable of them all. C'mon, now.

voice;

[hotspurred]

[Henry's tone is pure disdain:]

You cannot be serious.

voice;

[hasitsthorns]

[ Unfortunately for him, that just makes her smile all the wider. ]

Serious as a heart attack, dude!

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[hasitsthorns]

Someone has to.

[ No, they don't. She just chooses to. ]

[wormintheglass]

My choice should be obvious to anyone with visual perception and any taste whatever.

[private]

Are you all right, darling?

[hasitsthorns]

I dunno, I still only see one vote for Sorrow...

[ private ]

Never better! [ A bald-faced lie if there ever was one. ] Just having a bit of fun. It was a bit too doom and gloom there for a while.

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[knifecollecting]

[...What even.]

Yeah, where's the option for "I'm not interested in any of them"?

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[hasitsthorns]

Nowhere, because it's not one!

C'mmooon. [ Again, with the whining. ] What's your hang up?

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[outstandingbalance]

Proof that we're back to having spare time on our hands, I guess.

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[hasitsthorns]

Never a dull moment with me around, at least.

[ G R I N ]

[Video]

[mismanagement]

This is what you are going to spend your time on?

[Video]

[hasitsthorns]

I mean, I thought that was established last time but... yeah! Basically.

text;

[occupiesvitalregions]

[JUST

STARING]

why

i mean it, why

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[hasitsthorns]

Because I can
that's an acceptable answer, right?

audio

[unitas]

Jesus, this type of shit again? Who cares they chose relatively attractive bodies to chat to us in? I have my doubts that they are, will be, or ever will be 'fuckable'.

And thank fucking god for that.

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[hasitsthorns]

You know you love it.

[ Rosie, no. ]

They're definitely not fuckable. But a lady can dream. Don't take that away from me, it's the only thing I have left in this place anymore.

[video]

[pocketspa]

[Well, unlike the others on this post, here comes someone who actually looks like he wants to play along.]

I'm gonna need dating profile bios of all these people, stat. Or, like, just a knowledge of what they look like.

[He's new.]

You could also just, uh, point me towards whoever's the most tall, dark, and handsome.

[video]

[hasitsthorns]

That would be Sorrow, in my opinion.

But I can definitely find you a list, hold on... Here it is! A brief bio on all the gods and what they look like.

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[iustitiae]

I can't believe we didn't post this together.

video; cw: sucidal ideation mention

[hasitsthorns]

Sorry, man! I would've consulted you but everyone, uh, seemed kind of busy lately.

[ Rose knows she was. Busy wanting to not be alive, haha. Ha. ]

Next time, for sure! There's still so much shitposting to be done, I guarantee you. I was thinking of a roast, actually...

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[devilsavocado]

Sorrow has a really nice voice, at least.

[ If we're gonna be immature we might as well, right. We all know Rage is your type, Matt. ]

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[hasitsthorns]

Mm, does he ever. Sorrow has a nice everything, in my opinion, but there again. I'm totally biased, so.

[ Sorrow is entirely her type, actually. Talk, dark, and handsome. Also completely not into her. That's about all the qualifications, honestly. ]

[Voice]

[elegant_and_proud]

I cannot say that I have any interest in the gods in that way, but objectively the better choices would be the ones who would have the incentive to please their partner.

[Voice]

[hasitsthorns]

I'm more a partner pleaser myself, actually, so I guess it's kind of a moot point for me.

Color me curious now though. Which ones do you think those are? Tranquility seems like he'd be attentive. Hope, too, maybe with how much he worries about everyone.

[Voice]

[telephoning]

[Pah, okay, she hasn't met the gods and can neither judge nor answer on that bit, but seeing the poll gets a chuckle out of her. She records her response with a smirk pinned on, and a note of warmth in her tone, despite the curt pronunciation of everything otherwise.]

Thanks for the welcome.

I wish I'd gotten a better look at the banner -- the coliseum wasn't an easy place to stay around in.

[Because... you know.]

[Voice]

[hasitsthorns]

Hey, no problem! Glad it was a good one. Well. Better than what the coliseum had to offer, I'm sure.

[ Which is her way of saying it's okay, she understands. Rose had been dubious about Delight's request at first, but... It'd gotten her the paint she needed for a personal mission, so. She can't complain. ]

I try to make life here a little easier.