FOURTH SONG ♫ VIDEO

[hasitsthorns]

[ It's been a while since the network has been graced by Rose's smiling face. Didn't her girlfriend disappear? Wasn't she a complete mess wanting to die like two weeks ago?

Absolutely.

But who wants to get hung up on that? Not her, nosiree. Instead, she's decided to fall back on old coping habits yet again. This time, however, the mischief isn't directed at her fellow cave dwellers but instead the deities that have been so recently gracious. She can't let them get off too easy now, after all... ]

Hello, Hadriel! Newcomers, welcome. If you saw the banner in the coliseum, that was my doing. Beautiful, I know, thank you. Anyway!

I have an extremely important question. One I've been asking since arriving a year ago. [ Ah. It has been a year, hasn't it? Though she doesn't seem to want to stick on that confession for too long, no. ] But now I figured it was time to make it official! As we all know, the gods have taken on quite... attractive human appearances. They're not interested in us, of course, so it feels a bit unfair to be graced by such hotness and not be able to do anything about it. Yet! I know I can't be the only one that's wondered. Fantasized. Nor can I be the only one with a preference.

So, cast your votes! Let me know! If you had the choice:

WHICH GOD WOULD YOU BANG?

Poll #18361 The Cave's Dying to Know...

This poll is anonymous.
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 14

Which God Would You Bang?

View Answers

Hope
2 (14.3%)

Delight
5 (35.7%)

Rage
3 (21.4%)

Fear
2 (14.3%)

Sorrow
5 (35.7%)

Love
0 (0.0%)

Confusion
1 (7.1%)

Tranquility
6 (42.9%)

And don't worry, it's anonymous. No strings or shame attached. [ Well. The gods themselves will see, but that makes it that much more fun. ] I even gave you the option to choose two in case you absolutely can't decide!

Have fun, Hadriel.

Comments

[hasitsthorns]

Pft! Where's the fun in that?

It's a hotness contest. 'None' doesn't tell the gods who's the most bangable of them all. C'mon, now.

[skelebro]

Eh, it's worth considering. Some of us don't swing it.

[Sans. Sans does not swing it. His idea of a good time involves a nap and a hamburger and nothing else.]

[hasitsthorns]

Well, it doesn't have to be bangability.

Can just be who you find the most objectively attractive? Aesthetically pleasing? 'Bang' just grabs more attention, honestly.

[skelebro]

They all look like humans.

[And humans all look the same. Obviously.]

[hasitsthorns]

[ Squints... Is this some weird reverse species racism??? ]

You say that like looking human is a bad thing.

[skelebro]

'S not bad. You just kinda all look...y'know.

[Coupled with a vague wave at the camera. You all look the same. Don't blame him for that.]

Not a whole lotta variation, y'know?

[hasitsthorns]

I mean, compared to other species, maybe the differences are more... subtle.

But might not wanna' tell people they look the same. Can be kind of touchy.

[skelebro]

Hey, just puttin' it out there: attractiveness is pretty subjective, 'specially for monsters.

[blessedmaiden]

Yeah... raised by monsters here, I think they all look like... standard humans.

And since that's a form they made for themselves it's not that hard checking what people usually like and create appealing fake bodies. Hey, look, I wear a mask, doesn't it make me super attractive now?

[skelebro]

[Y'know, that's a pretty good point.] Pretty sure one of 'em said as much at some point. Don't they more or less pick their appearances?

[blessedmaiden]

That's what I remember. So even here it's not a 'who is the prettiest' contest, it's a 'who created the best doll' one.

Anyway, overall I don't like liars so, no, none of them strikes me as extremely attractive.

[skelebro]

Some people just don't gotta fondness for human-lookin' folk. Or, uh...pinkish glow clouds.

[Or whatever Love calls themself.]

[blessedmaiden]

Yeah, everyone has different standards. And as far as I care there's only one person I currently want in my bed: me.

[skelebro]

You're speakin' my language.

[He's a member of the "literally gives no fucks" crew, and proud of it.]

[hasitsthorns]

So what do you find attractive in someone else, then?

[ Color her curious. ]

Or do you? If not, that's totally cool too.

[skelebro]

Someone I feel like maybe I can relax with after a long day. Someone soft, maybe with a downy filling. A nice cushion, y'know? There for me, no matter what.

[He grins, and winks.]

Maybe you're bed-er off not knowin'.

[hasitsthorns]

[ -Ah. Well. She can't say that's surprising. ]

I wouldn't dream of letting this go. But I think I get the idea, dude.

[skelebro]

Y'sure? I could let you sleep on it if y'like.

[hasitsthorns]

Dude, that was like. Hardly a pun. You're slacking.

[skelebro]

Of course I'm slackin'. Whaddaya take me for?

[Sans does not put effort into things. The very idea that he would is fundamentally offensive.]

[hasitsthorns]

I don't know, I figured if you were serious about anything it'd be your punnage.

[skelebro]

Don't that seem kinda like a contradiction to you?

[hasitsthorns]

I mean! You really don't try with your puns? Like. At all?

[skelebro]

Guess they just come easy. I dunno - is that too punnatural of me?

[hasitsthorns]

It really just like second nature to you, huh? Jeez.

[ Almost impressive. Almost. ]

Guess that's me with music though so I can't really say anything.