FOURTH SONG ♫ VIDEO

[hasitsthorns]

[ It's been a while since the network has been graced by Rose's smiling face. Didn't her girlfriend disappear? Wasn't she a complete mess wanting to die like two weeks ago?

Absolutely.

But who wants to get hung up on that? Not her, nosiree. Instead, she's decided to fall back on old coping habits yet again. This time, however, the mischief isn't directed at her fellow cave dwellers but instead the deities that have been so recently gracious. She can't let them get off too easy now, after all... ]

Hello, Hadriel! Newcomers, welcome. If you saw the banner in the coliseum, that was my doing. Beautiful, I know, thank you. Anyway!

I have an extremely important question. One I've been asking since arriving a year ago. [ Ah. It has been a year, hasn't it? Though she doesn't seem to want to stick on that confession for too long, no. ] But now I figured it was time to make it official! As we all know, the gods have taken on quite... attractive human appearances. They're not interested in us, of course, so it feels a bit unfair to be graced by such hotness and not be able to do anything about it. Yet! I know I can't be the only one that's wondered. Fantasized. Nor can I be the only one with a preference.

So, cast your votes! Let me know! If you had the choice:

WHICH GOD WOULD YOU BANG?

Poll #18361 The Cave's Dying to Know...

This poll is anonymous.
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 14

Which God Would You Bang?

View Answers

Hope
2 (14.3%)

Delight
5 (35.7%)

Rage
3 (21.4%)

Fear
2 (14.3%)

Sorrow
5 (35.7%)

Love
0 (0.0%)

Confusion
1 (7.1%)

Tranquility
6 (42.9%)

And don't worry, it's anonymous. No strings or shame attached. [ Well. The gods themselves will see, but that makes it that much more fun. ] I even gave you the option to choose two in case you absolutely can't decide!

Have fun, Hadriel.

Comments

[hasitsthorns]

Obsessed, is probably the word people would use. It helped me through some pretty rough times when I was younger.

Helped me through Haven and now here. If nothing else, I'll always have music.

[skelebro]

'S not a bad way to look at it.

[So it weren't just her double, then. Good to know, for future reference. Just, y'know, in case anything comes up.]

Good to have something you can always count on, y'know?

[hasitsthorns]

[ No. Her double was... a lot like her. In more ways than she cares to admit, but that still eat at her now. ]

Consistency is key! Or... whatever people say. I'unno. Humans got all kinds of weird sayings.

[skelebro]

No kiddin', they do. All this stuff about gift horses and decks of cards...what's all that even about, huh?

[hasitsthorns]

You're asking the wrong person, dude. I've lived among humans for, like, thirty years now and I still don't get half these sayings...

[skelebro]

Someone should make a dictionary, that's what. That'd be way better.

[He'll file that genius idea long with the "Newcomer's Guide to the Gods" pamphlet he's too lazy to work on.]

[hasitsthorns]

'Someone.'

[ As in, not him. ]

Yeah, that'll go somewhere.

[skelebro]

Hey, we got little game apps, little clock apps, even little pedometer apps. We got people makin' introductory newbie guides.

Dictionary shouldn't be too big a step up, right?