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[iustitiae]

I've never been more proud of us than seeing these new emojis. We may not be able to get out of this stupid hell of a cave, but we have created real art. Maybe our civilization has a future after all.

Unrelated: I'm now accepting name suggestions for creepy cats. Please submit your best/worst name and I'll pick the funniest.

(Sorry in advance, roomies.)

Comments

[outstandingbalance]

Toothy creepy cats?

[iustitiae]

This one has less teeth than some of the others

[64th]

Precious. Satin. Diamond.

Also why is that box on fire?

[iustitiae]

Great, one vote for Precious Satin Diamond, which sounds like a great name fr a racehorse.

It's a dumpster -- that's where you put trash

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[rehashing]

Creepy cat name suggestions could be related, some of the cat emojis are more creepy than cute.

Speaking of creepy cats that aren't emojis, it sounds like you made new friends. You're not alone if that helps, but that means we may have to pool for cat name suggestions.

[ Caroline, included. That makes a trifecta of creepy cat people. ]

never!! the more the merrier

[iustitiae]

this is art

You guys can take the second and third best options

[armcollector]

toni "one ton" braxton!
no wait
uh
t-boz! that's a good unisex name.

[iustitiae]

I like both of these
Toni T-Boz Braxton

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[hasitsthorns]

Pawsome.

What a better name for a creepy, but hopefully awesome, cat. Lord Purr was going to be my other suggestion.

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[iustitiae]

Lord Purr-Pawesome

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[unfollowing]

you're welcome

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[iustitiae]

please dont leave
youre annoying but even i can admit that these emojis are the highlight of my cave experience

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[survivorsguilt]

holy shit holy shit HOLY SHIT

CONNOR ARE WE GETTING A CAT
A CREEPY CAT???????? CONNOR!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

[A couple minutes later:]

they made my creepy ghost suggestion into an emote and i wanna name the cat Boo

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[iustitiae]

yeah we have a cat i think it's a boy im not sure???

should we just call him Boo Emoji

[connor speaks in emojis sometimes for matt so this would not be weird]

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[fourthsaken]

dude, did you adopt a cat?

casual threadjack

[survivorsguilt]

hey jade. hey.

what if we also got a cat

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[iustitiae]

yeah vote now or forever hold your peace

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[overarching]

It depends on what the cat in question is like. Overly bitey? Sir or Madam Bites A lot. Gross? Sir Smelly. So on, so forth.

This ghost wannabe has been following ME around. But I don't wanna start calling it anything in case that means I have to keep it...

But Spooky doesn't NOT seem appropriate.

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[iustitiae]

Is that one of those shitty ghosts that tries to freak you out but then its the biggest let down ever? Because I am #over these b-grade jumpscares already

[telephoning]

[Eh, she might regret thinking this was funny later, but later, this is not.]

Lucas.
It comes from the same place as Lucifer, but it isn't as on-the-nose.

[iustitiae]

Why not just name it lucifer? Go for gold

[handofsilver]

I cannot say that is art?

Creation of Morgoth comes to mind.

[iustitiae]

Are you from a time before computers

Whats Morgoth?

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[readytobe]

[Mewtwo knows no joy.]

I do not know what that is.

[text]

[iustitiae]

it's a dumpster thats on fire but an emoji