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I've never been more proud of us than seeing these new emojis. We may not be able to get out of this stupid hell of a cave, but we have created real art. Maybe our civilization has a future after all.

Unrelated: I'm now accepting name suggestions for creepy cats. Please submit your best/worst name and I'll pick the funniest.

(Sorry in advance, roomies.)

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text; we can never have too many threads?

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Creepy cat name suggestions could be related, some of the cat emojis are more creepy than cute.

Speaking of creepy cats that aren't emojis, it sounds like you made new friends. You're not alone if that helps, but that means we may have to pool for cat name suggestions.

[ Caroline, included. That makes a trifecta of creepy cat people. ]

never!! the more the merrier

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this is art

You guys can take the second and third best options

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I didn't say it's not art, just that it's slightly creepy. That one is sassy.

Caroline told you about her ghost cat?

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Sassy-creepy is the new aesthetic

Yes --- are you sure it's a cat and not just one of those weird ghost followers we seem to have right now?

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Where would I be without your reports on what's trending in Hadriel?

It is a ghost follower, but it's also a cat. It hasn't exploded into anything. Not unrelated, do you know what picks up glitter from bathroom floors? Are there vacuums here?

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Someone has to keep track -- most people here dont even know what twitter is and it's a shame

There are vacuums but they're super weird - if you learn how to use them they're pretty straight forward. water's usually best when it comes to glitter, i think? i try not to bring the glitter explosions to my house

[glitter is a problem for other people's bathrooms tbh]

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So, this is where I pretend to know what Twitter is so you don't shame me for not knowing?

I didn't bring it! Something startled me and then exploded and then, it left glitter all over the floor.

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It's a social media thing
Don't worry about it

That was way less exciting than I was imaging

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Like MySpace.
I think there's more to worry about here than social media I don't remember.

Tell me, what did you imagine?

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oh
my god
MySpace

Is it 2007????

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Close. 2008. I'm guessing it's not 2008 when you're from.

You didn't answer my question. Nothing's scared you and then disappeared?

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nah, 2014. technology moves fast. invest in facebook stocks.

oh yeah sorry that totally happened
i just got too surprised by myspace
its kind of a let down
i'm over being scared of these fakers

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First thing when I get back.

It's not making doing anything around here easy.

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thats like the story of cavehell life

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You keep calling it Cavehell and I keep stopping myself from asking if it's that bad.