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video - forward dated to the 16th

[Napstablook doesn't touch the network really, and this is the first time they've gone out of their way to address the whole network. They clearly look a little nervous. Maybe even a little more nervous than usual, considering the weird things they've been seeing out of the corner of their eyes.]

um... hi, this is napstablook...

[The former ghost-turned-human is sitting on the floor of their room, with a box of meowing somethings right next to them. Upon closer inspection, there's a bunch of hideous-looking cats, with all teeth for faces. In the box, there's one oddball that's staring directly into the video feed for an uncomfortably long amount of time.]

i hope i'm not bothering anyone but
i found these outside and they seemed kind of hungry... at least i think they are...
can anyone tell me what they eat...?

[They kind of uh, smuggled them into their house. Unfortunately if they were trying to be discreet about it, the network post and gurgling meows from the kittens aren't really keeping it secret.]

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[Awww, look at how cute and demented they are!]

They're carnivorous, so you'll want to give them meat. I am certain that those shops have plenty cans of stuff they can eat.

[One of the kittens makes a gurgling sound that kind of sounds like a meow. It's kind of cute. Also a little disturbing.]

meat... okay
is there a certain kind i should look for or would any kind of meat do...?

[Disturbing, yes. But Ravine doesn't spook easily. She's actually quite charmed!]

Any kind should be fine, though they might appreciate some fish.

[WHAT IS SHE LOOKING AT]

Secrets and lies. Souls, probably. They look like soul-eaters.

[Cute little toothy kittens, of course! And that one cat that just seems to never stop staring right into the camera.]

i don't think it's souls... otherwise mine would probably already be eaten...
you can't really eat a soul either i don't think... just absorb one, which kind of sounds like eating one i guess, haha...

[omg cat Stop]

I mean, I guess that's a good point. The soul point. [Kinda unsure about that whole absorbing thing, but that's probably fine...? Their soul hadn't been absorbed, so. Yeah. It's fine.] But they're not, like...normal cats. I don't know if they would eat cat food, you know?

[Oh god. They're so horrible looking. Magnus can't look away.]

I mean... it's gotta be fingers, right? My vote is fingers. Or just, you know, a good entire horse. They could just swallow it whole.

i think a horse might be too big...?

[Also they don't want to feed any large-sized animals to these tiny creatures.]

one of them did bite my fingers though....

You'd be surprised what some unknowable creatures can jam down their throats.

[A beat.]

I realize that might have sounded wrong out of context, and I vote to strike my comment from the record.

Anyway.

Are you really keeping them as pets? Is that... okay?? I mean, I know what cats eat, but I don't know that that's a cat. It looks more like an Old God.

comment stuck...

[Napstablook's trying to joke, but it's hard to tell with their usual deadpan expression.]

i'm not sure yet... i uh
haven't really asked if i could keep them yet...
but i didn't want to leave them out there... they could get attacked by something?
they haven't really done anything too bad

[Except bite their fingers a couple of times.]

Hmmm. Well, I mean, if it really is just like a normal cat, just... weird, then. First of all, you want to make sure to stop touching and petting for a while after it bites your fingers. Teach it that biting means it doesn't get what it wants, and it'll stop biting after learning the pattern. And the best thing to give a cat to eat is meat or fish. You'd also be surprised at how much some cats like vegetables, and those are good for them too. But the best staple for them is protein. Don't give them extra stuff with the meat like rice or other carbs, that's good for humans but not for cats.

[Okay. There is a moment when she sees the toothed cats(?) where her breath stops and her mind is flash-hit by a chill.

Some of the feeling's still there when she starts recording her response. But she'll try to keep any sign of it off her face, at least.

A flat, dry repeat:]

"Seemed hungry".

[And if concern does come through anywhere, it might be in the slightly hushed element to the softer, airier:]

How have they been acting?

[She is not exactly a cat expert, but if anything ends up sounding like a red flag or reassurance, it'll be what it is.]

they're really active... one of them bit my finger, so i think it either wants to eat something or maybe i was bothering it...?

... i hope i wasn't bothering it...

[Aaand "it bit me" is another thing that makes her wince into a chill of worry, but... that does also sound like normal enough cat thing to do?

She thins her lips a moment. Lets out a "hmm -- ..."]

-- How hard did it bite?

oh umm... my fingers were bleeding some... they have some pretty big teeth, haha...

[Napstablook holds up their hands, and they've got some band-aids wrapped around a few of their fingers.]

i think i made one of them upset...

[Because Blooky can't tell the difference between a cat playing and an angry cat, especially when said cats only have teeth for faces.]

Edited 2017-05-25 01:48 (UTC)

[Ahh... yikes, she would indeed judge that as more the result of agitation-bite than a hunger one, her brow furrows a bit with a tense pulse of shock and unease. (If, uh. Again, as someone who's probably not much better-versed when it comes to cats than 'Blook is.) Her voice stays mild and as neutral as she can keep it, however.] You might have... [And - pahh, she realizes that (he? she? they) might not have even meant the one that bit, with that wording, her head rolls into one "hmmh, me" shake on one side and then a slighter one to the other, locks her eyes back up to the screen...] Do you mean the one that bit you? -- Or one of the others? [With a look up and over said others, if they're still on-camera!]

Edited (Daheck, my apologies, for some reason line-breaking isn't working here!) 2017-05-27 02:45 (UTC)

[ Fushimi’s also been a rare presence on the network since arriving last week, though it has nothing to do with shyness. He’s just found most of the posts to be irrelevant at best. This one would be no exception, if it weren't for...

Well. This disgusting thing. The camera pans to it momentarily before he turns it back to himself. ]

If you’re taking care of them, here’s another one.

[ The creature’s less obviously mutated than the ones shown on screen, but he’s certain the smell makes up for it. ]

I don’t want it.

oh... are you sure?

[Napstablook doesn't sound very sure themselves. They barely know how to take care of the kittens they already have.]

[ Fushimi hates regular cats for being noisy and unhygienic, let alone one that’s cultivating its own ecosystem of insects and who knows what else.

So, yes. He’s sure. But since they don’t seem to be... ]

Forget it. I’ll find another way to get rid of it.

[ A way that doesn't involve actually touching it. ]

[Oh lord.]

Are those just, uh...gonna be in the house forever now?

oh uh... hi sans...

[Nervous attempt at smile? Because they didn't ask and they should've and this is really awkward...]

i was just uh, thinking maybe i could take care of them for a while...? i don't think they have anywhere to go...

[Without missing a beat:] Well, I guess now we got the room for 'em.

[With Undyne's departure, that eases things up somewhat. This is the most interest they've expressed in something other than Mettaton, whatever their relation to the former star of the Underground, in some time, and he might be a right pain in the coccyx, but he ain't completely heartless. Metaphorically, anyway.]

Any name ideas?

[Their relief is visible, even a little happier.]

oh... well i was thinking about naming one medley? and allegro for another...

[Clearly Napstablook hasn't been putting much thought into taking care of them.]

That's...music stuff, right?

[He ain't much for music. Not like he's got anything against it personally, just never had an ossicle for that sorta thing. The only musical terms he's familiar with are the ones that're good for exchanges of wordplay.]

How many are there, anyway?

yeah, it's music stuff... a medley is an assortment of musical pieces played one after the other
allergo means a musical part is supposed to be played in a really quick, lively way...

[It occurs to Napstablook that in no way did Sans really ask for an explanation.]

i mean uh... in case... you wanted to know...

there's four...
.....
i think there was supposed to be five....

[Uhh that's probably not good.]

Uh.

[One of them got out? One of them got out. Sans immediately starts to scan the surrounding area with his sockets at half-mast - hiding the nervous charge that thrills at his fingertips. Probably no big, right? Probably.

'Cept these things look like they were born in the deepest pit of hell.]

Any idea when there stopped bein' five?

i... uh...
there were five just a little a few minutes ago...?

oh no... oh no i hope they don't get hurt...

[Because that's the real problem here. Napstablook starts to get up to search around the room for a missing kitten, and the remaining kittens start to get rambunctious in their box. It'd be almost cute, except for the horrible sounds they make as they tackle each other and scratch at the box.]

[Okay. So. They now have five cats in the vicinity, and one of 'em is missing, and one of 'em probably shouldn't be missing, unless it's abruptly gone invisible.]

Can these cats turn invisible, by chance?

[He can't help but wince, faintly, at the rasping meows that rise in a cacophonous chorus from the box.]

Might wanna make sure the rest don't get out in the meantime either.

[ See, Saber likes cats — lions, specifically, but normal cats are fine too. These are not normal cats. ]

What manner of creatures are these? They seem more monster than anything else. [ Okay, they're like 90% cat and 10% monster, but holy shit that 10%. ]

they seem like monster cats...? [Being a monster themselves, these little cats don't seem too out of the ordinary] i don't recognize them from home, but they don't seem to do much other than bite a little...

[EVEN THOUGH THOSE TEETH DO HURT.]

That is an apt description. [ She frowns. ] A creature that small is unlikely to be dangerous, but you should remain on guard. In the meantime, some form of meat or fish would be the obvious choice for food.

[What kind of Pokemon are you? Not any Mewtwo knows of. One can't judge a book by it's cover, though, so he realizes that it's very possible that they're friendly..............they're not trying to eat Napstablook, at least.....]

They look to be carnivorous. If they are feline, they may enjoy fish. [Not that he would know anything about being feline. Obviously. At all.]

They were outside of your house? Or somewhere else?

fish...? ok, i'll see if i can find any...

[Napstablook's seen cans with pictures of fish on them. They hope that'll be enough for five hungry kittens?]

i found them in a box outside... it seemed too dangerous to leave them...

Edited 2017-05-26 05:57 (UTC)

There are some fish in the pond at the center of the city. I will look for some for you. [(he's not sure if ghosts know how to fish.)]

I see. Perhaps they were left there on purpose? [People...do that sometimes, with, you know, normal animals/Pokemon. Although just leaving a living creature out in the cold in a box is pretty terrible. Humans suck.]

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