much text, wow.

[skelebro]

[After the first misfire, that was all the hinting he needed to know that something must've gone wrong with the recipient tracker, or some other network-wide problem. Too bad his device was already processing the second of his prank texts to his housemates.

Soon it hits the network at full force.]

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[Yep, that's it. Enjoy, Hadriel!]

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[text]

[skelebro]

hey, that's pretty good.

[text]

[circumitus]

ʌ_ʌ
ಠxಠ

[text]

[skelebro]

do you realize you're typing in faces, or are you just happy to see me?

[text]

[circumitus]

(๑ↀᆺↀ๑)✧

[godfuckingdammit]

[video]

[skelebro]

[And with that, Sans switches to video.]

Heya. So it looks like this is pretty universal, huh?

[video]

[circumitus]

[The video on Rey's end comes on as well, except something isn't quite right...]



It would seem that way, yes.

[She has no idea.]

[video]

[skelebro]

[Oh my god.]

Wow. So, uh, guess you could say this is really just the cat's meow.

[video]

[circumitus]

What?

[She squints.]

Is that supposed to be another joke?

[video]

[skelebro]

You could say that, yeah.

[He gestures in the direction of her newly-acquired cat ears.]

You might wanna check your filters. They're really, uh...they're really somethin'.

[video]

[circumitus]

Wait, what filters? Didn't think these things even had those...

[As she says this, her "ears" and "whiskers" twitch. Goddammit.]

[video]

[skelebro]

I guess now they do.

[It's like being home, a little bit. Never mind the laws of how some things work, magic is a right little lifesaver. Allows you to break just about any law if it's funny enough.]

You're not the fist one to be hit with this. I wouldn't take it personally.

[video]

[circumitus]

[The ears pin back.]

Wasn't taking it personally. Just find it incredibly stupid.

You don't seem all that troubled by it, though. [Weirdo.]

[video]

[skelebro]

Eh. You have to have feathers to get ruffled.

[Which is an incredibly roundabout way of saying "getting angry about this requires effort which is nothing Sans does, generally speaking," but she probably gets the point.]

It's like a prank I'd pull on my bro. No harm, no foul.

[video]

[circumitus]

[huff]

Is that what this is supposed to be? A prank?

[video]

[skelebro]

That's my best guess. Impressive, too. I'd never have the guts to do something this big.

[Which is true. His pranks tend to be exclusive to whoever he's chosen to be his victim of the week.]

[video]

[circumitus]

[She blinks.]

That's not surprising, considering you're lacking in guts to start with.

[Because you're a skeleton, dude.]

[video]

[skelebro]

Yeah, that's the -

[That's the joke. But he abandons the effort with a grin and a shake of his skull.]

Guilty as charged.