much text, wow.

[skelebro]

[After the first misfire, that was all the hinting he needed to know that something must've gone wrong with the recipient tracker, or some other network-wide problem. Too bad his device was already processing the second of his prank texts to his housemates.

Soon it hits the network at full force.]

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[Yep, that's it. Enjoy, Hadriel!]

Comments

[ishotyouuu]

[Wade's lived with Sans long enough to be privy to his pranks. Honestly, he's more than likely played along with a lot of them. And this type of shitposting is nothing he hasn't seen before.

So it stands to reason that Wade answers this recent prankstorm in the only way that's appropriate:]

much text

very meme

wow

[Seriously though, Sans. Doge is so ten years ago.]

[skelebro]

definitely meant to send that to everyone.

[ishotyouuu]

good to know u have high aspirations for showing the entire world you live in the past broheim

i mean srsly internet memes have a short shelf life

[skelebro]

hey, can't blame me for that. everything we get from the surface is at least a few years old.

[beanstalk]

[ Poor Kanda, he's trying to make sense of it but he just. Can't. I mean, he's squinting at the screen and everything, turning it this way and that. He's half tempted to throw the damn thing, even. ]

The hell is that?

[skelebro]

doge.

[beanstalk]

....The hell is that?

[ answer











kanda's head ]

[kickingand]

ǝʇnɔ ʇsoɯlɐ sʇɐɥʇ

[skelebro]

i'm sorry what was that?

[kickingand]

ƃuᴉsnɟuoɔ sɐʍ ʇɹɐd ɥɔᴉɥʍ

[text]

[tongueamok]

See, I don't understand those little "emojis" people have made, but this, I understand.

[text]

[skelebro]

you'd be the first.

[text]

[tongueamok]

It's clearly an illustration of an animal of some sort. A dog or a cat. Not something that doesn't make any sense, like a can of salt.

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[unvein]

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[unvein]

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[skelebro]

uh. wow.

that's kind of impressive.

[NOT SURE WHAT TO SAY TO THAT HONESTLY]

[text]

[circumitus]

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[skelebro]

hey, that's pretty good.

[text]

[circumitus]

ʌ_ʌ
ಠxಠ

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[verinumeri]

y0u m34n7 70 d0 7h47, d1dn'7 y0u.

action;

[verinumeri]

[ From somewhere in the house: an actual yell of What the bloody hell?! ]

action;

[skelebro]

[That doesn't just get a chuckle from Sans - that gets a full-throated laugh. For several minutes.

The next thing Hermann knows, Sans has blipped over to just a few yards away, snickering at his phone.]

Oh my god, please tell me Newt's seen this.

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[casperdisaster]

DOG!!!

text

[skelebro]

yep.

you, uh, really like dogs, huh?

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[casperdisaster]

everyone likes dogs