much text, wow.

[skelebro]

[After the first misfire, that was all the hinting he needed to know that something must've gone wrong with the recipient tracker, or some other network-wide problem. Too bad his device was already processing the second of his prank texts to his housemates.

Soon it hits the network at full force.]

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Comments

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[casperdisaster]

DOG!!!

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[skelebro]

yep.

you, uh, really like dogs, huh?

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[casperdisaster]

everyone likes dogs

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[skelebro]

this is true.
but does everyone like doges?

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[casperdisaster]

...what's a doge?

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[skelebro]

it's right there, in front of you.
much dog, very meme, wow.

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[casperdisaster]

oh

i died in like

2006?

so i think that meme is after my time

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[skelebro]

[He died? He's...remarkably alive for someone who's allegedly dead.

Well, he is talking to a skeleton.]

UH, MY CONDOLENCES.
AND ALSO MY SYMPATHIES. YOU MISSED OUT ON A LOT.

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[casperdisaster]

yeah im getting that

im most sad about the music.

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[skelebro]

[Sans doesn't notice when his font changes. He hadn't expected it to.]

MOST OF THE HUMAN MUSIC WE GOT WAS JUST STUFF THAT FELL IN THE GARBAGE.
SO WE'RE PROBABLY IN THE SAME BOAT THERE.

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[casperdisaster]

[Noah, for his part, thinks it's perfectly intentional.

(Also most of the music he liked was probably the type thrown in the garbage)]

How are you getting your font to change like that?? It's so cool!

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[skelebro]

[That finally prompts Sans to scroll up at his texts and look at them properly. Aw, crap. Again?]

YEAH, THAT'S JUST THE NETWORK BEING THE NETWORK.
TRUST ME, I'M MUCH MORE A COMIC SANS GUY.

text (I'm so sorry)

[casperdisaster]

that font that nobody likes? that was the intentional one??

lol

[skelebro]

HEY, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT COMIC SANS IS AN EXTREMELY VERSATILE AND UNDERRATED FONT.
MOST MEMES WOULDN'T BE COMPLETE WITHOUT IT.

[casperdisaster]

i thought that was impact. comic sans is like... lemonade stands and kindergarten teachers...

[skelebro]

[This is kind of priceless. Sans is laughing, though he's not about to let Noah in on that.]

AND WHAT ABOUT PAPYRUS?
COOLEST FONT EVER, RIGHT?

[casperdisaster]

label for a jar of quinoa sold by white people named sharon. or those feel good religious memes by middle age parents on facebook.

[skelebro]

WOW. THAT'S PRETTY HARSH.
JUST DON'T LET MY BROTHER HEAR YOU TALKING LIKE THAT. HE'D BE CRUSHED FOR MAYBE FIVE SECONDS.

[casperdisaster]

i wasn't aware font choices were such a close thing to your family's heart.

um sorry?

[skelebro]

WELL, FOR REFERENCE, MY NAME'S SANS.
SANS THE SKELETON.

[casperdisaster]

no way
you're a skeleton named after a font???

[skelebro]

WELL, IT'S SORTA A "CHICKEN OR THE EGG" KIND OF THING.
I COULD PROBABLY ASK WHICH CAME FIRST, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THE SIDE OF MY FAMILY THAT KNOWS THAT IS THE ONE WITH STANDING AND SERIFS, AND WE DON'T REALLY TALK ABOUT THEM.

[casperdisaster]

... was that a pun about fonts?

[skelebro]

MAYBE.
IT'S KIND OF AN AF-FONT TO OUR FAMILY NAME.

[casperdisaster]

OH MY GOD

HAVE YOU MET HENRY CHENG

HE IS A HUMAN NOT A SKELETON