much text, wow.

[skelebro]

[After the first misfire, that was all the hinting he needed to know that something must've gone wrong with the recipient tracker, or some other network-wide problem. Too bad his device was already processing the second of his prank texts to his housemates.

Soon it hits the network at full force.]

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[Yep, that's it. Enjoy, Hadriel!]

Comments

[skelebro]

WELL, FOR REFERENCE, MY NAME'S SANS.
SANS THE SKELETON.

[casperdisaster]

no way
you're a skeleton named after a font???

[skelebro]

WELL, IT'S SORTA A "CHICKEN OR THE EGG" KIND OF THING.
I COULD PROBABLY ASK WHICH CAME FIRST, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THE SIDE OF MY FAMILY THAT KNOWS THAT IS THE ONE WITH STANDING AND SERIFS, AND WE DON'T REALLY TALK ABOUT THEM.

[casperdisaster]

... was that a pun about fonts?

[skelebro]

MAYBE.
IT'S KIND OF AN AF-FONT TO OUR FAMILY NAME.

[casperdisaster]

OH MY GOD

HAVE YOU MET HENRY CHENG

HE IS A HUMAN NOT A SKELETON

[skelebro]

LITTLE CONFUSED HOW WE GOT TO THERE FROM FONT JOKES, BUT THE NAME'S NOT FAMILIAR.
WHY?

[casperdisaster]

he has a lot of feelings about fonts and i mean who doesnt like puns right?

[Noah you think jokes about a guy having three balls is comedy gold, you are not the person to judge this.]

[skelebro]

YOU SHOULD INTRODUCE US. I'M SURE WE'LL HAVE A FONT TO TALK ABOUT.

[casperdisaster]

that is absolutely the plan

[skelebro]

I LOOK FORWARD TO IT.