much text, wow.

[skelebro]

[After the first misfire, that was all the hinting he needed to know that something must've gone wrong with the recipient tracker, or some other network-wide problem. Too bad his device was already processing the second of his prank texts to his housemates.

Soon it hits the network at full force.]

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Comments

[ishotyouuu]

[Wade's lived with Sans long enough to be privy to his pranks. Honestly, he's more than likely played along with a lot of them. And this type of shitposting is nothing he hasn't seen before.

So it stands to reason that Wade answers this recent prankstorm in the only way that's appropriate:]

much text

very meme

wow

[Seriously though, Sans. Doge is so ten years ago.]

[skelebro]

definitely meant to send that to everyone.

[ishotyouuu]

good to know u have high aspirations for showing the entire world you live in the past broheim

i mean srsly internet memes have a short shelf life

[skelebro]

hey, can't blame me for that. everything we get from the surface is at least a few years old.

[ishotyouuu]

[Wade shouldn't be casting any stones anyway-- he's permanently stuck in the '90s]

guess i should be glad you didnt try to make everyones ringtone the badger song

actually scratch that that would be hilarious

try and see if Hermann would finagle something like that

[skelebro]

oh man, wade, you're a genius. should just change all his ringtones to the badger song.

[ishotyouuu]

i was thinking more like getting Hermann to install an app u could download specifically to replace everyones ringtones but he probably wouldnt go for that

maybe ask Newt

he probably be way into that

[skelebro]

you're right, he would.

or hey, what about that mystery ringtone? you know with the ghost and stuff. that would drive hermann nuts.

[ishotyouuu]

nah dude you might as well go big

Caramelldansen

he gets Caramelldansen

[Okay so Hermann is German and not Swedish but WHATEVER]

[skelebro]

brilliant. we should see if we can get it in midi too.

man, we're gonna have to conscript the entire nerd brigade for this.

[ishotyouuu]

Newt works for pocky and trolling so hes easy

might even be able to get Delight in on this if were lucky

this seems like her style

[skelebro]

i was banking on hope but you're right, she sounds more inclined to get us some good quality memes.

this place is starved of them.

[beanstalk]

[ Poor Kanda, he's trying to make sense of it but he just. Can't. I mean, he's squinting at the screen and everything, turning it this way and that. He's half tempted to throw the damn thing, even. ]

The hell is that?

[skelebro]

doge.

[beanstalk]

....The hell is that?

[ answer











kanda's head ]

[skelebro]

it's a dog.

[SO HELPFUL SANS]

[beanstalk]

[ WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT BEFORE ]

...


Oh

[skelebro]

i'm guessing you're not familiar with "memes" then?

[beanstalk]

No clue what that means

[skelebro]

viral images and stuff. gets passed around. good for a laugh.

come on, it's not funny if i have to explain it.

[beanstalk]

I don't get it

[ #sourpuss ]

[skelebro]

that's a real shame.

anyway, you're gonna wanna watch out for dogs. they get all over the place if you don't keep an eyesocket out.

[kickingand]

ǝʇnɔ ʇsoɯlɐ sʇɐɥʇ

[skelebro]

i'm sorry what was that?

[kickingand]

ƃuᴉsnɟuoɔ sɐʍ ʇɹɐd ɥɔᴉɥʍ