much text, wow.

[skelebro]

[After the first misfire, that was all the hinting he needed to know that something must've gone wrong with the recipient tracker, or some other network-wide problem. Too bad his device was already processing the second of his prank texts to his housemates.

Soon it hits the network at full force.]

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[Yep, that's it. Enjoy, Hadriel!]

Comments

[ishotyouuu]

i was thinking more like getting Hermann to install an app u could download specifically to replace everyones ringtones but he probably wouldnt go for that

maybe ask Newt

he probably be way into that

[skelebro]

you're right, he would.

or hey, what about that mystery ringtone? you know with the ghost and stuff. that would drive hermann nuts.

[ishotyouuu]

nah dude you might as well go big

Caramelldansen

he gets Caramelldansen

[Okay so Hermann is German and not Swedish but WHATEVER]

[skelebro]

brilliant. we should see if we can get it in midi too.

man, we're gonna have to conscript the entire nerd brigade for this.

[ishotyouuu]

Newt works for pocky and trolling so hes easy

might even be able to get Delight in on this if were lucky

this seems like her style

[skelebro]

i was banking on hope but you're right, she sounds more inclined to get us some good quality memes.

this place is starved of them.

[ishotyouuu]

right???

not a single lolcat or even grumpy cat

i for one am disappoint

[skelebro]

those are the cheeseburger ones right?
i don't know why you're complaining about my choice in memes, then. seems like this place could use some, no matter how passe.

[ishotyouuu]

dude i just invoked Caramelldansen i dont know why you thought i had high standards for memes

also holy shit i could go for a cheeseburger rn

[skelebro]

this is true.
this place could also use a good greasy food joint. had a real killer one back home. place called grillby's.

[ishotyouuu]

i love it already

you think if we get in good with one of the gods they could give us a fast food place? hopefully one that's not even pretending to be healthy?

[skelebro]

i like the way you think.
we could try for delight, maybe. or fear. fast food joints stop feeling real once you hit the midnight mark, right?

[Or is that not as universal?]

[ishotyouuu]

idk i feel like fast food restaurants encompass a lot of emotions

delight for the instant gratification, sorrow for when it eventually fades

fear can get a bit too i guess

for what happens to your toilet afterwards

[skelebro]

oh that's right you're human, huh.
i hear human food's gotta go all the way through you.
that kinda sucks.

[ishotyouuu]

yeah well thats what comes with having intestines bruh

all that waste has to go somewhere after all

just be glad we've evolved to the point where we have private receptacles for when that happens

[skelebro]

gotta say, it all just sounds like kind of a hassle.
monster food converts straight to energy as soon as you eat it.
guy like me doesn't have the parts necessary to eat human food anyway.

[ishotyouuu]

how do u even eat without a digestive system anyway

dont u at least need like an esophagus or something

wait is that an offensive question to ask a skeleton, im trying to be politically correct here

[Wade you're as politically correct as Rush Limbaugh.]

[skelebro]

nah, it's valid.

[Being offended sounds like a lot of effort anyway. One of the many reasons he decided to just roll with questions like this a long time ago.]

monsters are made of magic, so we gotta eat monster food since it's made of magic too.
or i guess not every monster has to.
i do though, or i'd be boned.

[ishotyouuu]

nice one bro

[Said in response to the pun Sans had slipped in there.]

so its kinda like how humans need to drink water even tho our bodies are like 60% water?

[skelebro]

pretty much yeah.
humans are made of water, monsters are made of magic.
it's not a perfect analogy but it works.

[ishotyouuu]

well i mean humans arent JUST made of water

kinda oversimplifying things a little bruh

[skelebro]

that's why it's not a perfect analogy.