much text, wow.

[skelebro]

[After the first misfire, that was all the hinting he needed to know that something must've gone wrong with the recipient tracker, or some other network-wide problem. Too bad his device was already processing the second of his prank texts to his housemates.

Soon it hits the network at full force.]

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[Yep, that's it. Enjoy, Hadriel!]

Comments

[beanstalk]

[ Yeah, nothing. All humor seems to be lost on him if it isn't sadistic. Shame, really. But makes him easy prey. ]

If that's a joke, it's not funny

[skelebro]

c'mon, man. throw me a bone here.

[beanstalk]

But it's not funny

[skelebro]

geez, tough crowd, huh?

[beanstalk]

That's one way of putting it

[skelebro]

you find my jokes too punderwhelming?

[beanstalk]

[ Punder...whel--really 8( ]

Not my kind of humor

[skelebro]

your loss.

[beanstalk]

I think I'll manage