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ingredients of a good shitpost:

well thought out

insightful

sincere and kind

lots of emoji + dank memes to make them annoying af

youre welcome hadriel this was a good effort but make your next shitposts even better

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YOU FORGOT BAD GRAMMAR.

knew id forget something

got that bad grammar thing covered though

MAKES IT KINDA HARD TO ORDER AN APOSTROPHE-DOG. YOU KNOW, SHORT FOR HOTDOG.

[Can't do anything about the font, apparently. Which really sucks, because it's not for him, technically speaking.]

im liking the all caps you got going there

UNINTENTIONAL. I'M MUCH MORE A LOWER-CASE GUY.

[And a comic sans guy. Oh well.]

i feel that

all chill and easygoing

caps make a statement though

NOT MY STYLE.
MY BROTHER, THOUGH, HE'S ALL ABOUT THAT.

oh yeah is he here?

NAH. YOU'D KNOW IF HE WAS, THOUGH.
HE'S LIKE ME, BUT THE EXACT OPPOSITE. TALL, BONY, LOUD. LIKES TO LAUGH.

wait so like

how do skeleton genetics work

MUCH LIKE ANY OTHER MONSTER'S, I'D ASSUME.

[Yeah, he's being deliberately obtuse. It's a habit.]

so.................

hows that

YOU KNOW, THE USUAL.
MAGIC.

sweet

like your magic ketchup

YEP.
WE'RE PRETTY MUCH MADE OF THE STUFF.

bones dude

youre made of bones

BONES, MAGIC, AND BAD JOKES.
GUESS YOU COULD CALL ME MR. SEEUM.

mr seeum?

YEAH, CAL.

CAL SEEUM.

you couldnt hear it but i just groaned really loud

nice one

THAT'S THE BEST REACTION I COULD'VE ASKED FOR.
THANKS MAN.

youre welcome bro

i like you

HEY, THANKS. I GUESS YOU'RE PRETTY ALRIGHT TOO.

thanks man i can always use a few more friends

HEY, NO PROBLEM.
GIMME A RING IF YOU NEED A DRINKING BUDDY.

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