THIRD SONG ♫ VIDEO

[hasitsthorns]

Hellllooooo Hadriel!

[ So. Someone's cheery. One wouldn't think so what with the cave being restored to its 'former glory.' ]

Sure is a bummer that Tranquility's good times ended, huh? [ Understatement of the year. ] Fret not, however, for I have taken it upon myself to plan for Love's inevitable - and fashionably late - arrival!

[ Do you have a bad feeling yet? You should. ]

How, you ask? Well! Easy. I've started charting out the ships down here in the cave. What's a 'ship,' you ask? A ship is short for 'relationship'! This can be any kind, really, but the actual fun is in ones of the romantic sort. [ An oh so innocent bat of her eyelashes. ]

There's a couple obvious ones, there's those who have loved and lost, there's the hopeful buddings of new relationships, and of course we're always wondering who are deities are into.

[ No? Just her? Alright then. ]

You can find the list I've started attached and, please, add to it as you see fit! I'll make the changes accordingly. I'll even try to keep it up to date, so! If any changes happen after the fact - break-ups, make-ups, or unfortunate farewells - feel free to hit me up personally and let me know. This way, Love can be up to speed upon arrival.

Ships Sailing Sunken Ships Wishful Ships Even Gods Need Love

Ships Sailing

	Newt & Hermann (Science Boyfriends)
	Matt & Emily (Sugar and Salt)
	Rey & Bianaca (Dumpster Fire)
	Dean & Cas (Touched By An Angel)
	Sans & Sleep (Dreams Do Come True)

Sunken Ships

	Kate & Sam (Wildkat Taming)
	Gren & Rhys (Bachelor Bros)

Wishful Ships

	Rosie & Faith (Icy Hot)
	Gren & Wade Wilson (Explosive Chemistry)
	Sans & Wade Wilson (Skeleton in the Closet)
	Alphys & Ahsoka (Out of This World)

Even Gods Need Love

	Hope & Sorrow (Misery Loves Company)
	Rage & Delight (You Can't Spell 'Slaughter' Without Laughter)
	Hope & Fear (Frightful Faith)
	Confusion & Tranquility (Soothing Daze)

Oh, right, of course. I should also mention that I've enabled the anonymous feature for responses, so! If you're shy or don't wanna compromise friendships by outing the couples you do know, don't worry. Or if you just wanna stir up some gossip and speculation, don't worry! Your secret's safe with me.

[ WINK. All's fair in love and war, yaddah yaddah. ]

(( ooc; So! HAVE AT IT, MURDERCAVE. FEEL THE LOVE. I'll be updating the post as I get suggestions and eventually porting it to Rose's personal journal for future reference. C'mon, ya'll, let's make Love feel welcome for when they arrive. ))

Comments

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[save_theworld]

Lies.

Sans x hoodie all the way.

[Fite them, anon.]

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[somuchlove]

[......you know what? They're staying anon. Sorry Frisk, but they're going to indulge in their own garbage habit.]

But there's so much chemistry between Sans and his condiments.

Sorry, but I just don't see it.

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[save_theworld]

U mustard heard me wrong.

Sans x hoodie is real, you can't jacket.

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[somuchlove]

[Are Sans's puns starting to infect you Frisk or have your own just gotten worse?]

You need to ketchup and open your eyes.

Sans x condiments is the best, no bones about it.

[They're talking about a skeleton they can make bone puns here.]

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[save_theworld]

[Maybe they aren't even taking after Sans. Maybe they're taking after you. Ever think of that?]

You're telling me a fibula.

Sans needs to eat, soy you can't ship him with condiments. I didn't ship myself with soup and I eat so matcha it.

[Frisk that isn't a condiment.]

But his hoodie is always there. Like an old thread.

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[somuchlove]

[Low blow Frisk. Their puns are tasteful.

No they're not.]

I believe that jacket is surgically attached.

Unless you enjoy a clingy ship, condiments are better for you. So sorry you're salty about it.

[Yeah, they're bringing out the S-word. What are you going to do about it?]

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[save_theworld]

[WOW DO YOU MIND]

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[save_theworld]

It's not clingy! He can take it off; I saw him do it.

[When he needed to cover their body, so he didn't have to watch them die.

But details.]

Sauce has more salt than jackets so I think you're the salty one.

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[somuchlove]

[Yes details. Because this is a fun thing.]

Oh my! That's quite explicit.

[Right up there with someone's sock collection.]

But you're the one who brought up soup, which is the saltiest of them all. Perhaps this is the birth of another new ship?

[They're going to do it Partner. Frisk x Soup will happen.]

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[save_theworld]

I only eat soup because we don't know how to cook!

[Shut up Chara soup is YOUR specialty, remember?]

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[somuchlove]

[They're not sorry either way.]

Hey, if you can't handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

[Chara's still winning..! Or at least they think so.]

Perhaps I should ask if this new ship can be put up.

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[save_theworld]

Your ship is going to be 'Pie in the sky'.

[So suck on that.]

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[somuchlove]

Delicious.

Yours is 'Saltly Business.

[Haha!]

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[save_theworld]

Jokes on you.

Pepper is better.

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[somuchlove]

Wouldn't sneezing like crazy be a turn off if you are trying to kiss?

Salt is better.

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[skelebro]

please, please. there's more than enough of me to "spread" around.

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[save_theworld]

[SANS THIS IS SERIOUS]

You can't jacket the conversation, I'm defending your honor!

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[skelebro]

hey, hey, no need to be discon-shirt-ed.
i don't have any honor to speak of anyway.

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[save_theworld]

Just cuff you think so doesn't mean it's true.

[HONOR.]

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[skelebro]

i can't be-sleeve this.
i'm a proud proponent of lacking honor and dignity.
it's part of my charm.

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[save_theworld]

I can't believe this.

Anyone who looks at you should know; you've got some skulls.

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[skelebro]

i've got unrivaled sleeping chops, it's true.
no bones about it.

revenge of the threadjack!

[somuchlove]

I have to agree with my Partner here.

This is a serious matter.

[Trolling.]

[skelebro]

[you little gremlin]

why don't you help rosie with the shipping charts?
you seem pretty invested.

[somuchlove]

[With Chara comes Frisk. Frisk

DO YOU WANT TO GIVE EITHER OF THEM THAT SORT OF POWER SANS? DO YOU REALLY?]

Perhaps I shall ask.

After all, there are many people in Hadriel.

[An idea forms in Chara's head and they decide to go for the kill.]

You and Alphys, for example. I heard about that prank war you two had.

Didn't you know in some cultures that is considered a sign of deep affection?

[=)]