THIRD SONG ♫ VIDEO

[hasitsthorns]

Hellllooooo Hadriel!

[ So. Someone's cheery. One wouldn't think so what with the cave being restored to its 'former glory.' ]

Sure is a bummer that Tranquility's good times ended, huh? [ Understatement of the year. ] Fret not, however, for I have taken it upon myself to plan for Love's inevitable - and fashionably late - arrival!

[ Do you have a bad feeling yet? You should. ]

How, you ask? Well! Easy. I've started charting out the ships down here in the cave. What's a 'ship,' you ask? A ship is short for 'relationship'! This can be any kind, really, but the actual fun is in ones of the romantic sort. [ An oh so innocent bat of her eyelashes. ]

There's a couple obvious ones, there's those who have loved and lost, there's the hopeful buddings of new relationships, and of course we're always wondering who are deities are into.

[ No? Just her? Alright then. ]

You can find the list I've started attached and, please, add to it as you see fit! I'll make the changes accordingly. I'll even try to keep it up to date, so! If any changes happen after the fact - break-ups, make-ups, or unfortunate farewells - feel free to hit me up personally and let me know. This way, Love can be up to speed upon arrival.

Ships Sailing Sunken Ships Wishful Ships Even Gods Need Love

Ships Sailing

	Newt & Hermann (Science Boyfriends)
	Matt & Emily (Sugar and Salt)
	Rey & Bianaca (Dumpster Fire)
	Dean & Cas (Touched By An Angel)
	Sans & Sleep (Dreams Do Come True)

Sunken Ships

	Kate & Sam (Wildkat Taming)
	Gren & Rhys (Bachelor Bros)

Wishful Ships

	Rosie & Faith (Icy Hot)
	Gren & Wade Wilson (Explosive Chemistry)
	Sans & Wade Wilson (Skeleton in the Closet)
	Alphys & Ahsoka (Out of This World)

Even Gods Need Love

	Hope & Sorrow (Misery Loves Company)
	Rage & Delight (You Can't Spell 'Slaughter' Without Laughter)
	Hope & Fear (Frightful Faith)
	Confusion & Tranquility (Soothing Daze)

Oh, right, of course. I should also mention that I've enabled the anonymous feature for responses, so! If you're shy or don't wanna compromise friendships by outing the couples you do know, don't worry. Or if you just wanna stir up some gossip and speculation, don't worry! Your secret's safe with me.

[ WINK. All's fair in love and war, yaddah yaddah. ]

(( ooc; So! HAVE AT IT, MURDERCAVE. FEEL THE LOVE. I'll be updating the post as I get suggestions and eventually porting it to Rose's personal journal for future reference. C'mon, ya'll, let's make Love feel welcome for when they arrive. ))

Comments

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[dedikated]

Faith, huh?

( trollface.jpg. )

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[hasitsthorns]

[ You know, she should have expected this. ]

She has fire powers, I have ice powers. Could you really deny me the ship name 'Icy Hot'?

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[hornrims]

There has to be better things to do with your time.

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[hasitsthorns]

I mean
Not really

Besides, this is more fun than anything else I could do!

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[closerift]

[ just

staring, open-mouthed



oh my god ]

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[closerift]

You're seriously pairing off the gods?

[ and everyone else?? ]

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[strangelic]

Is there something wrong with "friendships"? I don't understand why you would find pleasure in one and not the other. Do friends mean nothing to you?

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[hasitsthorns]

Nah, dude, friendships are awesome! Trust me, I enjoy the friends I have a ton. I think it's just more fun to gossip about who's, y'know, together.

[wormintheglass]

I'm going to assume it's out of some kind of misguided delicacy that you've apparently left me out.

[hasitsthorns]

[ WHOOPS. ]

Uh. I didn't actually know you were with anyone! It never came up, really. But... I'll be glad to add you and your SO right away! Who is-?

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[thirdreturned]

This is absurd.

Is this what you spend your time with? Love isn't even around to gain energy from you.

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[hasitsthorns]

[ internally screams. GUESS WHO DIDN'T EXPECT ANY OF YOU TO NOTICE AND/OR CARE... ]

No.
But they will be!
So I'm planning ahead. Totally.

[ /fingerguns
No? Alright, cool. ]

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[torrefied]

[Oh for fuck's sake.]

I guess it was too much to hope for that the gossip columns would die with "Esteemed" Emily.

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[hasitsthorns]

It was.
With me around, there's always gonna be gossip.
Because it's fun!

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[secondreturned]

Oh my gosh! I'm sooo happy I got Rage!!! She's the best, thank you!

[wormintheglass]

She absolutely is.

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[avephoenix]

Oh this is so cute!! Congrats on all the love, everyone!

[Faith is going through this tab by tab. 'Sunken Ships' gets her to pause.]

Me friend Kate was with this man Sam Winchester before the Door took 'im!

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[avephoenix]

[And then - 'Wishful Ships'.

Ooooooooh.

Guess who has no shame and is leaving this public.]

I'm flattered you think of me like that! Y'know, if you'd like to go 'round the city on a date or somethin', I'd be keen!

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[mismanagement]

Why

[Just, why?]

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[hasitsthorns]

Why not?

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[justice_from_above]

Is this really necessary?

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[hasitsthorns]

Nope!
ヾ（〃＾∇＾）ﾉ♪

[hasitsthorns]

Why not?

It's just a bit of harmless fun!
Spreading the love and all that jazz.

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[blessedmaiden]

Well, that's... actually a fun way to spend your time as long as you're trapped here.

And ships is quite the peculiar name to say 'couple'- all I can think about is a boat.

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[hasitsthorns]

I thought so, too! Though there's quite a few naysayers....

You're not the only one though! That's why couples are called 'sailing ships.' It's kind of cute, I think.

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[skelebro]

I'm gonna need a "Wishful Ship" for Wade Wilson and Gren the Grouch.

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[hasitsthorns]

You got it, dude!

[ A salute. ]

I'll be adding it post haste.

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[somuchlove]

[Well they do set it to anonymous but anyone who knows Chara - or rather, the subject of their 'ship' - will probably be able to guess who this is.]

Sans x hotdog condiments.

Or sleep

[What? It's true.]

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[hasitsthorns]

You know
Sure, why not!
That sounds pretty legit to me

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[outstandingbalance]

Bored, or making fun of your friends? Not that those are mutually exclusive.

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[hasitsthorns]

Both?
Both!
Both is good.

Just some good-natured ribbing, y'know.
Hoping most people can laugh at themselves.

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[sciencelizard]

[This is exactly everything Alphys has ever wanted, ever, in her entire life. Holy shit. She is positively squealing on the other side of her communicator.]

omg omg omg you got the gods too
this is AMAZING AND PERFECT
tho PERSONALLY id put forward a vote for hope and delight
but i just think they'd be cute 2gether =^w^=
omg should i come up with a ship name

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[hasitsthorns]

Thank you, thank you!!
I do try.

Aw, man! Hope & Delight would be super cute.
Maybe Gleeful Goals?

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[tongueamok]

I'll assume someone has pointed out what a monumental waste of time this is, but has anyone suggested that these people might want some privacy with their courtships?

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[hasitsthorns]

Several people, actually.

[ GRIN. ]

I mean, so far no one's really complained too much about privacy... [ Kate has, but. Eh. ] I never really understood the need for secrecy myself.

[ Ahahahaha, what a hypocrite. ]

If I'm with someone, I wanna shout it from the rooftops!

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[dragoon_pride]

This is pointless.

[Video]

[hasitsthorns]

Ding ding ding!

Thanks, captain obvious. Pointless? Yes. Fun? Also yes.

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[meatbrained]

Not so sure about that, um, name. ( Sugar and Salt? That's a bit harsh on Em, don't you think? )

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[hasitsthorns]

[ She's sorry, Matt, but your girlfriend is salt incarnate. Not that Rosie would ever say that to his (or her) face, of course. ]

I think it's cute! Opposites attract, basically.

[ Nice (attempted) save. ]

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[hotspurred]

At what point did you deem this necessary?

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[hasitsthorns]

idk
at some point last night when I could sleep I guess

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[save_theworld]

If you put me and u together we could have a budding relationship.

[They can't finger gun at you through text, but they are going to finger gun at their phone. It's the thought that counts.]

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[save_theworld]

Also for sunk ships you should put me and Papyrus.

He took me on a date and then rejected me.

I guess I wasn't meeting all his standards.

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[iustitiae]

[first things first]

I knew Gren was into that guy.

[wherever you are, gren, please dont kill him]

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[hasitsthorns]

It is pretty obvious, isn't it?

[ It wasn't, actually, but this is more fun. ]

Gren seems to be pretty popular, actually!

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[elegant_and_proud]

Is this the sort of thing one does for recreation in this place?

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[hasitsthorns]

It's what I do for recreation, at least!

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[pellameno]

What'll this be used for?

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[hasitsthorns]

Absolutely nothing, really.

Well, actually. I mean, I guess I was going to use it for when Love gets here. Just give 'em the down low on who's seeing who. Maybe make it easier to work that magic they do.