THIRD SONG ♫ VIDEO

[hasitsthorns]

Hellllooooo Hadriel!

[ So. Someone's cheery. One wouldn't think so what with the cave being restored to its 'former glory.' ]

Sure is a bummer that Tranquility's good times ended, huh? [ Understatement of the year. ] Fret not, however, for I have taken it upon myself to plan for Love's inevitable - and fashionably late - arrival!

[ Do you have a bad feeling yet? You should. ]

How, you ask? Well! Easy. I've started charting out the ships down here in the cave. What's a 'ship,' you ask? A ship is short for 'relationship'! This can be any kind, really, but the actual fun is in ones of the romantic sort. [ An oh so innocent bat of her eyelashes. ]

There's a couple obvious ones, there's those who have loved and lost, there's the hopeful buddings of new relationships, and of course we're always wondering who are deities are into.

[ No? Just her? Alright then. ]

You can find the list I've started attached and, please, add to it as you see fit! I'll make the changes accordingly. I'll even try to keep it up to date, so! If any changes happen after the fact - break-ups, make-ups, or unfortunate farewells - feel free to hit me up personally and let me know. This way, Love can be up to speed upon arrival.

Ships Sailing Sunken Ships Wishful Ships Even Gods Need Love

Ships Sailing

	Newt & Hermann (Science Boyfriends)
	Matt & Emily (Sugar and Salt)
	Rey & Bianaca (Dumpster Fire)
	Dean & Cas (Touched By An Angel)
	Sans & Sleep (Dreams Do Come True)

Sunken Ships

	Kate & Sam (Wildkat Taming)
	Gren & Rhys (Bachelor Bros)

Wishful Ships

	Rosie & Faith (Icy Hot)
	Gren & Wade Wilson (Explosive Chemistry)
	Sans & Wade Wilson (Skeleton in the Closet)
	Alphys & Ahsoka (Out of This World)

Even Gods Need Love

	Hope & Sorrow (Misery Loves Company)
	Rage & Delight (You Can't Spell 'Slaughter' Without Laughter)
	Hope & Fear (Frightful Faith)
	Confusion & Tranquility (Soothing Daze)

Oh, right, of course. I should also mention that I've enabled the anonymous feature for responses, so! If you're shy or don't wanna compromise friendships by outing the couples you do know, don't worry. Or if you just wanna stir up some gossip and speculation, don't worry! Your secret's safe with me.

[ WINK. All's fair in love and war, yaddah yaddah. ]

(( ooc; So! HAVE AT IT, MURDERCAVE. FEEL THE LOVE. I'll be updating the post as I get suggestions and eventually porting it to Rose's personal journal for future reference. C'mon, ya'll, let's make Love feel welcome for when they arrive. ))

Comments

[tongueamok]

Ah, yes. Because asking and dredging up painful memories in the first place is a fantastic way to have gone about this nonsense.

[Carlisle, this is why folks don't invite you to parties.]

[hasitsthorns]

If people don't wanna' talk, they don't have to. I'm not forcing anyone to do anything.

[ Yeah, she's starting to see that. Thankfully, it takes a lot for Rose to really get annoyed or upset. She likes to think this is just a reasonable back and forth. ]

Besides, some people like to remember. I can't speak for everyone, you're right, but I'd gladly talk about those I've lost. I'd rather remember them and what I had with them fondly instead of acting like they didn't mean enough for me to mention.

[tongueamok]

[A long-suffering sigh.]

Between this and those pamphlets of Kate's, this is more information on some people than most of us need. Ever.

[hasitsthorns]

I think tmi-ing people in the cave is pretty harmless, honestly.

In fact, I only think you're so defensive because you're worried about whatever secret lover you got being exposed.

[ She's just teasing and, honestly, reaching. But... ]

[tongueamok]

[He'd ask what 'tmi-ing' is, but he gets the feeling he doesn't want to know.]

Please. The idea I'd have such a thing is preposterous.

[hasitsthorns]

Preposterous!

[ Who even says stuff like that anymore? ]

See, that just makes me more suspicious. No need to be embarrassed, dude, even Grumpy McGee's deserve love.

[ ... maybe don't call people names, Rosie, and they'd like you more. ]

[tongueamok]

[His nose wrinkles.]

That's neither my name, nor the point.

[hasitsthorns]

Whatever you say, Grumpy Gills.

[ Just gonna' find all different variations with nicknames now that include the word 'grumpy,' kthx. ]

[tongueamok]

My name is Carlisle.

[hasitsthorns]

I like Grumpzilla better, personally. Rolls off the tongue better.

[ He makes it too easy... ]

But nice to meet you, Carlisle! Thanks for coming to this beautiful disaster.

[tongueamok]

[He does. He really does.]

How a disaster can be considered beautiful, I'll never know. I don't want to know. There are so many things there that I absolutely do not want to know.

[hasitsthorns]

But think of how much more knowledgeable you are now on the cave's interpersonal relationships!

I know I'm totally better for it.

[tongueamok]

Good. For. You.