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Rosalina "Has No Chill" Nurumi ([personal profile] hasitsthorns) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2017-01-11 09:05 am

THIRD SONG ♫ VIDEO

Hellllooooo Hadriel!

[ So. Someone's cheery. One wouldn't think so what with the cave being restored to its 'former glory.' ]

Sure is a bummer that Tranquility's good times ended, huh? [ Understatement of the year. ] Fret not, however, for I have taken it upon myself to plan for Love's inevitable - and fashionably late - arrival!

[ Do you have a bad feeling yet? You should. ]

How, you ask? Well! Easy. I've started charting out the ships down here in the cave. What's a 'ship,' you ask? A ship is short for 'relationship'! This can be any kind, really, but the actual fun is in ones of the romantic sort. [ An oh so innocent bat of her eyelashes. ]

There's a couple obvious ones, there's those who have loved and lost, there's the hopeful buddings of new relationships, and of course we're always wondering who are deities are into.

[ No? Just her? Alright then. ]

You can find the list I've started attached and, please, add to it as you see fit! I'll make the changes accordingly. I'll even try to keep it up to date, so! If any changes happen after the fact - break-ups, make-ups, or unfortunate farewells - feel free to hit me up personally and let me know. This way, Love can be up to speed upon arrival.



Ships Sailing
Newt & Hermann (Science Boyfriends)
Matt & Emily (Sugar and Salt)
Rey & Bianaca (Dumpster Fire)
Dean & Cas (Touched By An Angel)
Sans & Sleep (Dreams Do Come True)
Sunken Ships
Kate & Sam (Wildkat Taming)
Gren & Rhys (Bachelor Bros)
Wishful Ships
Rosie & Faith (Icy Hot)
Gren & Wade Wilson (Explosive Chemistry)
Sans & Wade Wilson (Skeleton in the Closet)
Alphys & Ahsoka (Out of This World)
Even Gods Need Love
Hope & Sorrow (Misery Loves Company)
Rage & Delight (You Can't Spell 'Slaughter' Without Laughter)
Hope & Fear (Frightful Faith)
Confusion & Tranquility (Soothing Daze)




Oh, right, of course. I should also mention that I've enabled the anonymous feature for responses, so! If you're shy or don't wanna compromise friendships by outing the couples you do know, don't worry. Or if you just wanna stir up some gossip and speculation, don't worry! Your secret's safe with me.

[ WINK. All's fair in love and war, yaddah yaddah. ]

(( ooc; So! HAVE AT IT, MURDERCAVE. FEEL THE LOVE. I'll be updating the post as I get suggestions and eventually porting it to Rose's personal journal for future reference. C'mon, ya'll, let's make Love feel welcome for when they arrive. ))
murderpotato: (Where villains spend the weekend)

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[personal profile] murderpotato 2017-01-12 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Then quit encouragin' it!

[He might not be running the show, but he's sure egging it on.]
skelebro: (doot doot)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2017-01-12 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[So maybe he is a little. Is that so wrong? Everybody likes eggs.]

Hey, I only mentioned it in passing! Didn't realize you were saving your affection for good ol' Wade Wilson.

Y'got good taste, though.
murderpotato: (Just a dime-store poet)

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[personal profile] murderpotato 2017-01-12 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
I fuckin' hate that asshole, he fuckin' tried to kill me.

[To be fair, a lot of people have tried to do that, so if he starts excluding potential romantic partners on those grounds, he'll run out of options real quick.]
skelebro: (tbh)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2017-01-12 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Now do you hate him, or this just your thinly-veiled means of expressing affection?

[Honestly, he's pretty sure Gren treats the people he likes only marginally better than those he dislikes.]
murderpotato: (Lightly salted)

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[personal profile] murderpotato 2017-01-12 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Nah see, when Gren likes someone, he aggressively hovers within five feet of them and tries to protect them from everything. He punches people that he doesn't like.]

Thinly-veiled-- what the fuck are you talkin' about? There's no fuckin' thinly-veiled bullshit, he's a fuckin' asshole and he can go fuck himself.
skelebro: (this little mcfuckface)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2017-01-12 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
You talk about fornication a lot for someone who purportedly has no interest.

[JUST SAYIN]
murderpotato: (And then there's this asshole)

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[personal profile] murderpotato 2017-01-12 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
I don't got any interest in fornicatin' with him.

[Fornicating in general, sure. Just not with the guy who tried to lightsaber his ass.]
skelebro: (KARMA's a bastard)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2017-01-12 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
And you're sure you're not just playin' hard to get?
murderpotato: courtesy of <user name="enables"> ([Glass him])

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[personal profile] murderpotato 2017-01-12 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
You sure you ain't the one that wants in his fuckin' pants?

[There sure has been a lot of condiment flirtation going on between Sans the Skeleton Man and Wade Wilson, Gumface. But hey, Gren doesn't kinkshame.]
skelebro: (blow us all away)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2017-01-12 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
That's what everybody keeps sayin'. Me, I think you guys got what they call chemistry.

[If Gren jumps on the #swade ship too, god help him]
murderpotato: (And then there's this asshole)

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[personal profile] murderpotato 2017-01-13 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
I think what we got is wantin' to punch each other in the fuckin' face.

[Or, at least, Gren wants to punch him and Wade thinks it's hilarious. Same difference.]
skelebro: (doot doot)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2017-01-13 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Slap-slap-kiss. It's a classic for a reason.

[Baka.]
murderpotato: (My touch is black and poisonous)

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[personal profile] murderpotato 2017-01-13 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
The fuck are you talking about?

[Don't bring that weeb shit over here.]
skelebro: (that sounds fake but ok)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2017-01-13 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Y'know, the "I hate you" act covering up that "but I secretly like you" kinda thing.
murderpotato: (Moderately salted)

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[personal profile] murderpotato 2017-01-13 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
It's hate all the way down, asshole.

[This is not one of your Japanese animes, sometimes people really do hate each other without wanting to bang each other. But that's probably not this time.]
skelebro: (ayyyyyy lmao)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2017-01-13 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, if you say so.

[But Sans winks. Can't fool this guy, no sir. He's got no shame and no standards, and absolutely no dignity to be compromised.]