hadriel | THIRD SONG ♫ VIDEO

Hellllooooo Hadriel!

[ So. Someone's cheery. One wouldn't think so what with the cave being restored to its 'former glory.' ]

Sure is a bummer that Tranquility's good times ended, huh? [ Understatement of the year. ] Fret not, however, for I have taken it upon myself to plan for Love's inevitable - and fashionably late - arrival!

[ Do you have a bad feeling yet? You should. ]

How, you ask? Well! Easy. I've started charting out the ships down here in the cave. What's a 'ship,' you ask? A ship is short for 'relationship'! This can be any kind, really, but the actual fun is in ones of the romantic sort. [ An oh so innocent bat of her eyelashes. ]

There's a couple obvious ones, there's those who have loved and lost, there's the hopeful buddings of new relationships, and of course we're always wondering who are deities are into.

[ No? Just her? Alright then. ]

You can find the list I've started attached and, please, add to it as you see fit! I'll make the changes accordingly. I'll even try to keep it up to date, so! If any changes happen after the fact - break-ups, make-ups, or unfortunate farewells - feel free to hit me up personally and let me know. This way, Love can be up to speed upon arrival.

Ships Sailing Sunken Ships Wishful Ships Even Gods Need Love

Ships Sailing

	Newt & Hermann (Science Boyfriends)
	Matt & Emily (Sugar and Salt)
	Rey & Bianaca (Dumpster Fire)
	Dean & Cas (Touched By An Angel)
	Sans & Sleep (Dreams Do Come True)

Sunken Ships

	Kate & Sam (Wildkat Taming)
	Gren & Rhys (Bachelor Bros)

Wishful Ships

	Rosie & Faith (Icy Hot)
	Gren & Wade Wilson (Explosive Chemistry)
	Sans & Wade Wilson (Skeleton in the Closet)
	Alphys & Ahsoka (Out of This World)

Even Gods Need Love

	Hope & Sorrow (Misery Loves Company)
	Rage & Delight (You Can't Spell 'Slaughter' Without Laughter)
	Hope & Fear (Frightful Faith)
	Confusion & Tranquility (Soothing Daze)

Oh, right, of course. I should also mention that I've enabled the anonymous feature for responses, so! If you're shy or don't wanna compromise friendships by outing the couples you do know, don't worry. Or if you just wanna stir up some gossip and speculation, don't worry! Your secret's safe with me.

[ WINK. All's fair in love and war, yaddah yaddah. ]

(( ooc; So! HAVE AT IT, MURDERCAVE. FEEL THE LOVE. I'll be updating the post as I get suggestions and eventually porting it to Rose's personal journal for future reference. C'mon, ya'll, let's make Love feel welcome for when they arrive. ))

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He was pretty upset, wasn't he?

[ As upset as a murder potato can get, anyway. ]

Alright, that's going in the sunken ships. Tragic.

Positively tragic.

[For the love of god he hopes Gren sees this.]

[ She really does too. ]

What about you, dude? Anyone special in your life? Besides sleep and hotdog condiments, that is.

Oh, well, y'know. There is one very, very special someone. Caresses my skull after a long day...nice and soft.

[For a moment, he smiles dreamily.

Then he holds up his pillow.]

Perfect pair, right here.

Dang, dude. That pillow AND sleep? Must be an awesome time.

[ This is absolutely ridiculous.

She loves it. ]

It's the life, I tell ya.

[Sans's romantic and sexual preferences are, in short order: death is coming, and he wants a hotdog.]

I wish I could live as a comfortably as you.

Maybe you can, now that Tranquility's here.

[Hey, that's a thought.]

What about cross-species ships? You don't think anybody here's got eyes for one of our deific benefactors?

I mean. I'd be more surprised if they didn't, honestly. Have you seen them? It's like hot person central wherever they are.

[ ... Rose is, uh. She's one of those people. ]

Maybe they pick their appearances.

[He wouldn't be surprised, honestly. Human beauty standards are, uh...a bit beyond him, to be honest, but that's probably how it goes, right?]

I mean, Sorrow did say they chose forms more like humans' since that would make us more 'comfortable.' Or that we could, like, relate to them better.

What a shame, man. All that hotness and they don't even realize.

Not sure that makes it worse or, uh...better.

[Sans ain't really the kinda guy who thinks about the sex drives of the divine, but then again, he ain't really the target audience.]

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Fuck off, Sans.

[Sore subject for the murderpotato, because, y'know, delicate feelings and all.]

[But he didn't mean to hurt Gren's delicate fee-fees. At all.]

Hey, don't worry about it, pal. He'll probably be right on back.

For the last fuckin' time, I wasn't fuckin' Rhys.

[No, he just wishes he'd been schtupping his roommate, he never actually worked up the balls to tell him that. Because Gren is a winner.]

Hey, there are lots of ways to be involved with somebody else. Physical affection ain't the only one.

Yeah, well, it wasn't fuckin' any of that, either. So take that shit down.

You'll have to take it up with Rosie.

[Sorry, Gren. He ain't the one running the show here.]

Then quit encouragin' it!

[He might not be running the show, but he's sure egging it on.]

[So maybe he is a little. Is that so wrong? Everybody likes eggs.]

Hey, I only mentioned it in passing! Didn't realize you were saving your affection for good ol' Wade Wilson.

Y'got good taste, though.

I fuckin' hate that asshole, he fuckin' tried to kill me.

[To be fair, a lot of people have tried to do that, so if he starts excluding potential romantic partners on those grounds, he'll run out of options real quick.]

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Can't you get your kicks some fuckin' place else?

[Gren's not drunk enough for this shit. He's never going to be drunk enough for this shit.]

I mean. I could, but this is doing pretty nicely for now.

You must got a real low threshold for what counts as fuckin' fun.

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