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Rosalina "Has No Chill" Nurumi ([personal profile] hasitsthorns) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2017-01-11 09:05 am

THIRD SONG ♫ VIDEO

Hellllooooo Hadriel!

[ So. Someone's cheery. One wouldn't think so what with the cave being restored to its 'former glory.' ]

Sure is a bummer that Tranquility's good times ended, huh? [ Understatement of the year. ] Fret not, however, for I have taken it upon myself to plan for Love's inevitable - and fashionably late - arrival!

[ Do you have a bad feeling yet? You should. ]

How, you ask? Well! Easy. I've started charting out the ships down here in the cave. What's a 'ship,' you ask? A ship is short for 'relationship'! This can be any kind, really, but the actual fun is in ones of the romantic sort. [ An oh so innocent bat of her eyelashes. ]

There's a couple obvious ones, there's those who have loved and lost, there's the hopeful buddings of new relationships, and of course we're always wondering who are deities are into.

[ No? Just her? Alright then. ]

You can find the list I've started attached and, please, add to it as you see fit! I'll make the changes accordingly. I'll even try to keep it up to date, so! If any changes happen after the fact - break-ups, make-ups, or unfortunate farewells - feel free to hit me up personally and let me know. This way, Love can be up to speed upon arrival.



Ships Sailing
Newt & Hermann (Science Boyfriends)
Matt & Emily (Sugar and Salt)
Rey & Bianaca (Dumpster Fire)
Dean & Cas (Touched By An Angel)
Sans & Sleep (Dreams Do Come True)
Sunken Ships
Kate & Sam (Wildkat Taming)
Gren & Rhys (Bachelor Bros)
Wishful Ships
Rosie & Faith (Icy Hot)
Gren & Wade Wilson (Explosive Chemistry)
Sans & Wade Wilson (Skeleton in the Closet)
Alphys & Ahsoka (Out of This World)
Even Gods Need Love
Hope & Sorrow (Misery Loves Company)
Rage & Delight (You Can't Spell 'Slaughter' Without Laughter)
Hope & Fear (Frightful Faith)
Confusion & Tranquility (Soothing Daze)




Oh, right, of course. I should also mention that I've enabled the anonymous feature for responses, so! If you're shy or don't wanna compromise friendships by outing the couples you do know, don't worry. Or if you just wanna stir up some gossip and speculation, don't worry! Your secret's safe with me.

[ WINK. All's fair in love and war, yaddah yaddah. ]

(( ooc; So! HAVE AT IT, MURDERCAVE. FEEL THE LOVE. I'll be updating the post as I get suggestions and eventually porting it to Rose's personal journal for future reference. C'mon, ya'll, let's make Love feel welcome for when they arrive. ))
murderpotato: (Just a dime-store poet)

voice;

[personal profile] murderpotato 2017-01-12 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Well it's a good thing that this isn't video, because boy is Gren's face red right about now.]

Neither of us was fuckin' anybody, Jesus fuckin' Christ.
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voice;

[personal profile] iustitiae 2017-01-12 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
That's too bad. A missed opportunity.
murderpotato: (Where villains spend the weekend)

voice;

[personal profile] murderpotato 2017-01-12 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[HE KNOWS. This is what happens when you don't have the balls to tell a guy that you like his stupid dorky face. You die sad and alone, like Gren will.]

It ain't your fuckin' business, that's what it is.
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[personal profile] iustitiae 2017-01-12 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
You really miss him.

[ just like connor misses oliver :(

and sex

sex in general]
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[personal profile] murderpotato 2017-01-12 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, so this has taken a turn for the deeply disconcerting, because Connor is seeing through him like he's a window and Gren Does Not Like It. He's been trying to remain steadfastly in Denial and that's really difficult when people keep prodding at his delicate feelings.]

The place is fuckin' quieter without him.
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[personal profile] iustitiae 2017-01-12 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ connor "i dont do boyfriends but ill be secretly hung up about this guy i Dont Want To Date for months anyway" walsh has been down this path. ish. close enough that he gets the front here. and maybe eight months ago he wouldnt have sympathized, but now he can. especially since he doesnt know if or when he'll ever see oliver again

he's changed a lot. ironically, oliver would probably be proud of him for it. but mostly it just makes him kind of needlessly melancholy. he much preferred being a dick to everyone without caring, if we're all gonna be honest here. ]


Yeah, I'm sure it is.
murderpotato: (Just a dime-store poet)

[personal profile] murderpotato 2017-01-12 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[At least Connor got to schtupp his Totally-Not-A-Boyfriend, Gren never even got within miles of that, and he's pretty sure that he's never going to see Rhys again. Because he knows how his life goes, and it's basically a conga line of the universe taking a giant shit on him. And that's even assuming that Rhys would've reciprocated anything, and, considering that Gren's well aware of the fact that he's a shitty person, he figures his shots of that are somewhere in the negatives.]

[So now he's got an empty house and he misses a guy who was too good for him. The wonderful life of Grendel, Asshole Extraordinaire.]


The fuckin' point here is that I don't fuckin' miss him.

[He does and he hates it.]
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[personal profile] iustitiae 2017-01-12 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, next time, just tell the guy.

[ gren you cant hate yourself forever but you won't know until you try ]
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[personal profile] murderpotato 2017-01-12 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Tell him fuckin' what?

[Gren can absolutely hate himself forever, he's hated himself for the past thirteen hundred years. Can't stop, won't stop, don't know how to stop. He's a mighty river of self-loathing, swift and unstoppable.]

There wasn't anything to fuckin' tell.
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[personal profile] iustitiae 2017-01-12 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, okay. There wasn't anything to tell.
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[personal profile] murderpotato 2017-01-12 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
Nothin' to tell that wouldn't have fucked everything up, anyway.

[Don't make him examine his own emotions and motivations, he's shitty at it and he doesn't like it. He'd rather just drink.]
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[personal profile] iustitiae 2017-01-12 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
You can't know that unless you try.
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[personal profile] murderpotato 2017-01-12 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, I guess at this point it don't fuckin' matter, does it?

[Because, y'know. Rhys is gone.]
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[personal profile] iustitiae 2017-01-12 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
There's going to be other fish in the sea, eventually. You're not dead yet.
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[personal profile] murderpotato 2017-01-12 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Fuckin' great.

[So, set the clock for another thirteen hundred years.]
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[personal profile] iustitiae 2017-01-12 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
You can always hook up with Wade in the meantime.
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[personal profile] murderpotato 2017-01-12 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
Why the fuck are you so interested in who I'm fuckin'?

[Or not fucking, as the case stands.]
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[personal profile] iustitiae 2017-01-12 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you're angry and lonely and getting some might alleviate that.
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[personal profile] murderpotato 2017-01-12 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I fuckin' like being alone.

[You keep telling yourself that, Gren.]
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[personal profile] iustitiae 2017-01-13 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Do people actually buy that?
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[personal profile] murderpotato 2017-01-13 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Why the fuck not? It's the fuckin' truth.
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[personal profile] murderpotato 2017-01-13 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have to prove shit to you.

[Because he can't. And it's not even that he doesn't like being alone, it's just... complicated. He does and he doesn't.]
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[personal profile] iustitiae 2017-01-14 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
I know you don't.

[but gren sure is trying anyway!!]